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If there were anime brand condoms, here’s some slogans I came up with for series

JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure: You’ll really Stand Proud!

Dragon Ball Z: For an extra special Genki Dama in the bedroom

Yoroiden Samurai Troopers: This legendary armor products from pregnancy and STDs. Busou, Condom!

Fist of the North Star: ATATATATATATATATATATA! You already came!

City Hunter: Show them whose a real marksman. Mokkori!

Tiger & Bunny: Let out a Wild Roar with Hundred Power in the bedroom.

Space Brothers: Feel so Moon launching your rocket into your lover’s full moon.

Samurai Champloo: Prevents sons (and daughters) of this Battle Cry.

Darker than Black: In a sky of False Stars, be a True Star in the bedroom.

Gundam Wing: Enjoy your horizontal Endless Waltz.

G Gundam: ALL OF MY LOVE! MY PASSION! SHINING WEINER!

Gundam Build Fighters: For giving Rinko Iori the D Gundam.

X: For the extra wet eX Dream!

S-Cry-ed: Don’t pierce your lover with your Shell Bullet.

Samurai Flamenco: Hero will never accept unwanted pregnancy!

Gurren Lagann: ROW ROW! FUCK WITH POWER!

Berserk: Wrap that Dragon Slayer up nicely when slaying demons.

Welcome to the NHK: For when Little Satou wants to be a hikikomori.

Space Dandy: It gives the booty the respect it deserves baby!

Macross 7: For an extra special Dynamite Explosion!

Ken'ichi The Mightiest Disciple: Be a black belt in bedroom martial arts.

Lupin III: When you need to plunder some special treasure.

Slam Dunk: The ultimate pregnancy blocker next to Hanamichi.

Fairy Tail: They’ll make your lover as wet as Juvia

Shokugeki no Soma: Wrap up your beef before you pork your lover, seal in all those juices.

One Punch Man: It’s the strongest hero against STDS and pregnancy.

Outlaw Star: For traversing the Galactic Leyline all Through the Night.

GetBackers: Show her the real Lightning Emperor!

Fullmetal Alchemist: Let’s get fucking, Ready Steady Go!

Rurouni Kenshin: A special sheath to ensure you never impregnate anyone with your reverse blade katana.

Cowboy Bebop: Bang! If you know what I mean.