Stuff I do

SANS UNDERTALE IS A 4FT TALL LITTLE WANKSTAIN WHO MAKES FART JOKES AND COLLECTS SOCKS WITH STUPID PATTERNS ON THEM. HE SLEEPS ON A MATTRESS ON THE FLOOR AND CONSTANTLY EATS OUT TO HANG WITH HIS WORK FRIENDS. HE KEEPS HIS BROTHER'S LETTERS TO SANTA FOR GYFTMAS AND HE MET A WOMAN THROUGH A DOOR IN THE FOREST AND HAS COME BACK TO TALK TO HER EVERY DAY SINCE SO SHE WOULDN'T FEEL BONELY ANYMORE. HE BOUGHT A TREADMILL JUST TO PRANK A HYPOTHETICAL TIME TRAVELER AND HE MAKES GROSS NOISES WHILE EATING TO MAKE HIS BEST FRIEND LAUGH, HE HELPS ALPHYS TAKE CARE OF THE AMALGAMATES AND HE HAS A PHOTO ALBUM FULL OF PEOPLE HE LOVES AND HAS LOST, LOCKED AWAY IN HIS WORKSHOP. HE IS NEVER GOING TO SEE THEM AGAIN. HE IS NEVER GOING HOME.

AND STILL HE WOULD WATCH YOU TAKE AWAY EVERYTHING HE HAS LEFT AND LIVE IN A POST APOCALYPTIC DYSTOPIAN ANARCHY WITHOUT LIFTING A FINGER, ALL TO KEEP HIS PROMISE TO A WOMAN HE HAS NEVER SEEN.

And he is a silly, ridiculous, profoundly sad little man who's lost so much already and—i cannot stress this enough— he saw something that could play with time like a toy, saw something changing timelines trying again and again and again to achieve Something and thought "i know that desperation. i know that helplessness. i can help".

even if you don't believe in the otherworld theory or you don't care about the photo album AND the "you'll never see 'em again" comment, and attribute all of his nihilism and depression solely to resets, he still LOOKED AT THE VERY CAUSE OF HIS PROBLEMS AND CHOSE TO OFFER IT KINDNESS.

I don't think I ever posted the art of some of the new boys we got done~ here's the elementals!

(All art is done by @mercy-monster , the Myth monsters are by me~)

Tundra, an ice elemental, the physical embodiment of Jack Frost~

Inferno, a fire elemental and a misunderstood and vengeful spirit~

Quartz, an earth elemental, forever hiding behind his mask~

Kai, a water elemental and total bro~

Cuprus, in his draconic and monstrous forms~

Brick, also in his draconic and monstrous states

Venture~

And Styrmir!

(ugh god just before merman ends)

a monster merman held in captivity and his favorite “trainer”

I’m finally opening up commissions again! Let me know if anyone has any questions. I’m going to start out with 6 available spots.

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The shame of being a werewolf has to be that you were bitten by the wolf, and you survived. You survived because you became the wolf yourself. You are this terrible, monstrous thing, and the terrible, monstrous thing is you. It’s the part of you that survives the attack, and it’s terrifying that this is you.

I feel like werewolves are people who are very hurt. Not only that, they’ve spent their lives up to this point trying as hard as they can being whatever the opposite of a werewolf is—something tame, something yielding, something that’s not angry and unpredictable and bestial. But the Wolf is also them. Because no matter how much you don’t believe it, you want to make it. You want to survive, and you will fight so that you will live.

Or werewolves are people who are incredibly afraid. It’s about the inevitability of not being lovable; being a monster is unforgivable. It’s about the inability to withstand anything that will happen to you. It’s about your body betraying you. It’s about carrying a terrible and ugly you inside you, locked up where no one can see it, because the thought of anyone else seeing that you is unbearable. It’s about all of those things and more.

One of my fav scenes from Cave Bear written by @llamagoddessofficial 

BROOOOO

Some streaming commissions for @lavenoon i wub u