Balancing the Flame

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-Rival Green/Blue takes a picture with your HGSS character because he thinks you’re cool

-he’s also feeling pretty peachy

-Erika talks crud

-someone was like making out or something in Bill’s yard in GSC 

-Giovanni literally ditches his son because he’s upset about a 10 year old beating his butt

-Silver tears a layer of your clothes off

-Children hate Steven Stone because his obsession with rocks is weird

-Prof. Birch runs away from his wife because he thinks she’s a pokemon

-There’s a tv show in Hoenn called the “Hoenn Rangers”

-There’s a magazine about exposed champions

-Characters who act attracted to you usually act the same no matter what gender you are

-Rival Barry gets distracted by a crogunk cutout when the world is ending

-Team plasma + stuff bad for team plasma= plasbad

-N knows the lyrics burn baby burn somehow

-N shouts “that’s an ugly formula!”

- Prof. Birch runs away from his wife because he thinks she’s a pokemon

- Cyrus adds space wallpaper to his office between D/P and Platinum

- Trash grandpa Charon has a secret room behind a false wall containing nothing but household appliances and a diary about hugging pokemon

- Professor Rowan beats up some galactic grunts and lectures them on proper manners when conducting an evil scheme

-Professor Rowan subsists entirely on candy bars

- If you refuse to take the pokedex, Professor Rowan gives you six dialogue boxes worth of “…” and says “I’m a very patient man, I can stand in one spot asking you this question all day”

- Looker is introduced running between lampposts over and over

- Looker refuses to let you leave the town until you get a Poketch, because its ‘secret police style’

- Looker gives you handmade tickets of his own face, covered in glitter

- Looker sits inside a giant paper mache rock for hours in a volcano, just waiting for Charon to come along

- Charon’s evil plan is foiled by being punched in the face by a small frog, commanded by a man in a rock costume

- Looker tells you that removing the Magma Stone summons Heatran, outside the mountain holding the Magma Stone.

- Pouring condiments on trees attracts hexagonal bees

- Actual playboy bunny pokemon

- Actual hedge hog pokemon

- A galactic grunt says “Cosmic energy for the win!”

- The galactic nap room. The entire existance of the galactic nap room.

- You have to talk to 32 people on wifi to turn a rock into 108 evil spirits.

- Team Flare’s employee roster includes Pitbull and a member of the Bee-Gees.

- A concerned NPC addresses Rowan as “old dude.”

- Taking a photo of yourself with a death weapon behind you.

-Team Skull took over an entire town

-Nanu, the kahuna of Ula'ula island, lives in an abandoned police station outside this town with at least 8 meowth

-Colress’s hair

-Grimsley refers to himself as ‘Uncle Grimsley’

-Archie’s zipper unzips past his crotch

-When you beat Maxie his glasses fall off

-You can go on what basically amounts to a date with any of the kahunas

-Zinnia spends half the delta episode trash talking Steven

- Nanu in the background of your champion party. He didn’t HAVE to be there, but he is. Doing the goofy dark z-dance, behind a tree somewhere.

- “Hey guess what?” “I know!” “I didn’t even ask you a question yet…”

- Professor Kukui, a man known to be shirtless all the time, can somehow survive on top of a mountain,still neglecting to wear a shirt.

- Team Skull are the only people in the series to make you pay for a Pokemon Center, and they only do it because they’re broke and have barely any power. They’re not being mean, they’re just low on funds.

-Team Skull calls themselves “hard” constantly.

-A region has been at war for longer than anyone can remember because of a legend saying that whoever controls the entire region can summon the creator of the universe. You let the villain do this.

-Aforementioned villain is frickin’ Nobunaga Oda. His WEAKEST Pokémon is frickin’ Zekrom.

-Arizona is a wasteland straight out of a Mad Max movie. You roam around it stealing Pokémon. You’re the hero.

-A lone woman runs thousands of ranches with thousands of pokémon. You, the player, have probably abandoned her. You heartless scum.

-The only person to ever comment on you walking around with a legendary only remarks on how cute it is.

-“I SWALLOW SLUDGE TO TRANSFORM MYSELF” “I HAVE A GROWTH OF SUCTION CUPS”

-Show a guy a space rock and he remembers that he’s an alien

- “Even though I’m stronger than you, I have lost to you many times.” 

- Heath somehow fits an entire helicopter into a tEMPLE 

- heh heh heh

- Professor Hastings breaks the fourth wall

- Hugh screaming “I’M ABOUT TO UNLEASH MY RAGE” while running through a town

- Cheren stood in a cave for two years waiting for you to show up everyday to battle him

- V-WHEEEEEEL

- Ice dabbing 

- “How do you like them pineapples!” 

- Cheren and his “talk about a complete bother” 

- Y’ALL ARE STUPID 

- Team Flare is fashionable 

- the Team Skull grunts who make you pay for using the Pokémon Center inform you of the situation via an impromptu rap

- Giovanni straight up jumps off a waterfall and somehow survives

- Giovanni is allowed to participate in the Pokémon World Tournament

- the Unovan Pokemon League is swallowed up by a giant castle that bursts out of the ground that the main villain had built

- the most powerful trainer in Unova is a bubbly tween in a sparkly princess gown whose team consists almost entirely of dragons

- the Unovan ice gym has a spiral slide made out of ice. There are no walls. If you were to fall off, the drop is so far that the bottom cannot be seen.

- the Unovan flying gym repeatedly fires you out of cannons, one of which always overshoots and sends you slamming into a wall

- the Shadow Triad can apparently teleport, turn invisible, and paralyze people with a look. This is never explained

- a meteor threatens to wipe out the world. Leading scientists’ Plan A is to teleport it into an alternate dimension. Plan B is to wake up a legendary to smash it, and they only come up with that because someone from said alternate dimension breaks into their lab and threatens to beat everyone up

- there’s an entire island in Hoenn that just randomly teleports around the region

- The Over the Creek in the Green Forest, Red-and-White-Striped, Wonderfully Crafted, Raikou Safe with No Creaking, Renowned All Over the World for Connecting Yesterday and Tomorrow and Proudly-Built-by-Nick Bridge

- Lysandre may or may not be immortal suffering under the collapsed wreckage of his laboratory for all eternity

- you feed a statue chocolate and it comes to life

- a businessman took on too many projects at once so he offers the management position at a mall to the first person who walks through the door

- a man runs a roadside attraction that you can only enter by playing hide and seek with him

- the Plasma Frigate is a dragon-powered skyship with a massive ice cannon capable of glaciating entire cities that lowers the temperature of the Unova region just by existing

- acquiring a poketch requires you to find a bunch of clowns

- Marlon makes a 30-50 foot vertical jump out of the water onto the deck of a ship, lowers the gangplank, and leaves without doing anything else

- Lillie carries around a sentient, supermassive nebula in her duffel bag

- Lusamine fuses with an extradimensional Pokemon-adjacent being and then sends her Pokémon to fight you

- in a world where it’s not uncommon for people to have psychic powers, Cheren finds it unbelievable that someone claims to understand Pokémon speech

- Castelia City’s sewer system was incorporated into a public path

- there is a stall in Goldenrod City where you can get a commemorative photo dressed like a Rocket grunt

- Volkner regularly causes citywide power outages because he constantly remodels his gym

- the slenderman creepypasta exists

- Team Skull attempts to steal a sign by dancing at it

“Twerps In Training” - Team Rocket AU [05|22|2015 / 05|25|2015] Subtitle: “Senpai, notice us!”

In Kanto, we have no school. We live under the control of our great boss, we all adore and love. When we reach our 10th year, we’re allowed to get into training to become a worthful member of the most adorable organisation, called "Team Rocket“. The ones, who get the chance to be seen by the big boss, is not only allowed to be called a member - no, you also get your very first Pokémon, in honor for showing your loyality and abilities. That’s the highest award and everyone’s goal…

The artist is Sa-Dui, you can find the original drawing here.