We're all stories in the end.

might fuck around and read a 500 page physical published book in one sitting like it’s 2006 and I’m being bullied in middle school so I take refuge in the library and inhale books at a frightening speed that I have not been able to replicate since

Damn op you didn't need to just kill everyone who grew up with undiagnosed ADHD like that.

Alfred really said “DO YOU EVEN LIFT MR WAYNE”

peter parker in the 2002 movie is fuckin…. incredible. he gets bitten by a fuckin jacked red blue spider and he doesnt say “hey someone should take me to the hospital mayhaps?” he just goes home. then the bite swells to the size of a fuckin jawbreaker but he’s like “nah i just need a nap.” then he wakes up the next day and discovers that he DOESN’T NEED HIS GLASSES ANYMORE and he has a fuckin six pack. does he flip his entire Fuck? no. he says, “cool.” iconic.

2002 peter parker had no health insurance

*gets hit with feelings i thought i was over with* mmm i see that we’re recycling now

I’m allowed to be angry about what happened. I am allowed to be angry about what you did.

It costs $0.00 to not make assumptions about other people and leave them alone.

Finding someone who thinks you’re interesting enough to talk to you every day, whether they’re a friend or a lover, is one of the best feelings ever.

personally i love making my life harder than it needs to be