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my new bird is a monet painting

your boss asks you to grow out your pubes for a month. you ask dave from accounting if he wants to go out for a drink but hes on a ketchup cleanse this week. you need to find sheila to get her figures for this quarter but shes away Trying Transcendental Puppy Kale Yoga For The First Time. you get roped in to do a taste test for slow cooked yoghurt and now you’re stressed because you can’t find the perfect gif for your ‘What Does Your Favourite Game of Thrones Buttplug Say About You?’ listicle

“Sweet dreams are made of this. Who am I to disagree?“

“Hello, everybody in the world, apart from my granny, whose computer is broken.” (x)

Anton Yelchin, the actor best known for playing the role of Pavel Chekov in the rebooted Star Trek franchise, died at the age of 27 on Sunday morning. According to TMZ, friends discovered Yelchin’s body at around 1:00 a.m. local time at his San Fernando Valley home after a freak car accident.

when u try to take a selfie of ur new hair color but ur cat keeps presenting his paw for kissies

Cody figured out how to stand in the pool. 🔊

they tore down my childhood home in istanbul. i visited last winter break and saw this nine foot statue in its place

She recorded her moms reaction to every card she picked up in Apples to Apples  

Bill Hader on his SNL audition