#1 lotusburst enthusiast

a guy shoots at me with a sniper rifle and I catch the bullet in my teeth and eat it, but he saw that coming and put poison in the bullet, but I saw that coming and drank an antidote ahead of time, but all those weird chemicals still give me a really bad kidney stone a few days later and I pass out from pain and crash my car into, by pure coincidence, the sniper

some "comic book fans" act like you told them to kill themselves when you say they should probably read a character's comics before speaking on them

stop i just remembered the time i said bruce and alice deross are very similar characters. to me. stop. how did i predict cage of yesteryear

it was literally her birthday and the sound of her grabbing her mothers pearls alerted the robbers and she watched her mom die and she watched her father die and she lost orphy. fuck my life

the worst part about ocd and ocd-like tendencies is that you think hyper-analyzing your thoughts and constantly psychoanalyzing yourself will fix you but that's actually part of the disorder. it's the disorder. disordering.

loveeee characters who think they're likable but not lovable. characters who know they have surface-level admirable or alluring traits and so make sure to highlight those traits so that nobody looks closer to see what's underneath. characters who know they're hot or clever or cool and use that as a suit of armor so that no one ever gets close to them, because when they strip bare and show their vulnerability they're not any of those things, which means they have nothing left to make up for who they inherently are