Stars And Strippers

yeah no sorry i'm going to disappear. yeah it's gonna be an all day forever thing sorry. yeah no there's a big fog i'm running towards. it's going to swallow me whole. sorry.

fuck "girl lunch" fuck "girl math" a woman is a hairy animal who sweats and grunts and excretes and hungers and gets wrinkly and dies eventually. you have to love that.

*touching his extremely defined six pack* who did this to you.....

everyone hates orange until they actually see her in context. "oh it's such an ugly color, too bright!" look at sunsets and autumn, look at campfires and deserts. she's the most beautiful and special part of the scene. now apologize.

people not being able to finish speaking because they’re laughing at their own joke. while telling it. that’s so endearing to me. and also sexy

sometimes you dont eat fruit for awhile and then you eat some fruit and you're like oh fuck its fruit