Shitposting

As I have just received a massive ego boost and or stroke from my close companions I have decided to never stop talking. I will simp - ly type forever untill my fingers bleed and I will chatter my nacker untill my teeth fall out. I do believe I successfully utilise the english lexicon, but now im just flexing.

Im fucking shattered. Rip my energy levels. ⚡

Thats wise words coming from a man who looks like his brain is consistently playing elevator music.

Paying for his lunch, and for his rent? Imagine being that economically secure.

Black lives matter

I may be annoying as shit but at least I've never sent 10+ of my mutuals a blurry zoomed out photo of my face that ive scribbled over with the words 'Recent xx'

Deadass, just put it on like a skin coat.

Banana milk tasty.

Reblog if you know what baby rusks are and or have tasted them.

I keep craving dry tortillas, baby rusks and banana milk.