Probably One Of The Worst Blogs On Tumblr.

this is literally mario kart

So how do u kill your self without actually dying

Love someone who doesn’t love you back

me to the demon in the corner of my room: ain’t u got shit to do

I love that one of the restrictions on name changes in the UK is that your name cannot “promote criminal activities” and fucking hell every name I can think of that violates that is just stellar honestly like fucking hello nice to meet you my name is Commit Arson, I’d like you to meet my daughter Dont Pay Taxes and my son Steal From Work

this is my son, rob

solar eclipses are gay

the moon comes near her gf, the sun, to give her a kiss

long distance relationship

I want a sitcom which is just every single Shakespeare character as college students in a dorm building. 

@pixieo AAAAAAA