Klaus: call me biodegradable
Ben:
Diego: Why?
Klaus: Because I break down easily
same klaus
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Klaus: call me biodegradable
Ben:
Diego: Why?
Klaus: Because I break down easily
same klaus

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them putting the rainbow flag right behind alana...
COINCIDENCE???? I THINK NOT
alex, pulling into the mcdonalds drive way: hi do you have any happy meals?
server: yes
alex: yes can i have one without the meal-
server:
alex:
alex: please
alex: im not afraid anymore!
thomas: *there*
alex: ….AHHH-
alex and thomas: *fighting on the floor*
thomas: YOURE MAKING A SCENE-
alex: NO, Y O U R E MAKING A SCENE-

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trump: *does anything*
alexander hamilton in his grave: “YOU MUST BE OUT OF YOUR G O D D A M N MIND-“
alex : you’ll have a hard time believing this because it never happens, but i made a mistake.
alex: i turned out perfectly fine!

eliza: alex, this morning you thought a ghost made your toast

alex: I DIDN’T PUT THE BREAD IN! YOU DIDN’T PUT THE BREAD IN!!!
alex: well, well, well... if it isn’t my old friend: the dawning realization that i fucked up bad
store worker: would a ms. eliza please come to the front desk?

eliza, arriving at the desk: hello, is there a problem?

store worker: *points to alex and phillip*

store worker: I believe they belong to you?

alex and phillip,simultaneously: we got lost:(

eliza: i didn’t even bring you guys here with me-

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i might be a sad bitch but i'm also a pretty bitch
preach
shuffling the hamilton soundtrack is so funny because one second you could have a scene where someone’s dying and the next could be the wedding scene
KENFKS RIGHT
hamilton: i look pretty every time i exercise. which is to say, never.
laurens: then i must be the hottest person alive because you give my heart a workout everytime you walk by.
jefferson: both of you are wrong. i'm the sexiest bitch alive.
hamilton:
laurens:
jefferson: struts away in 10 inch heels
as he should
rb if you’d wipe all pedophiles off this earth
It’s sad that there are only 13k notes on this..m
put this on all 3 of my blogs
This website is like a suicide hotline but with text chat instead.  I would appreciate it if you guys helped spread the word.
I’ve used this before and the person I was chatting with was very kind and helpful. I really could have hurt myself seriously if I hadn’t seen a tumblr post about the site… Phone calls and I don’t do so well together
This is very important, especially the way the world is being recently, so I’m reblogging it
reblogging because more people should see this
!!!!

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alexander: omg you’re so tall you look like a giraffe
thomas: mhm that’s why you dead built like a b a k e d b e a n
alexander: A BAKED B- A BAKED BEAN??
*pow pow*
alexander: BAKED BEAN THAT
r.i.p. thomas
if alexander got kidnapped:
kidnapper: *calling eliza* we have your son.
eliza: my sons right here?
kidnapper: wait- then who’s the dude who asked us to cut the crust off his sandwich—
muffled, alexander: ELIZA CUTS THE CRUSTS
eliza: oh god you have my husband-
kidnapper: just come get him please