Dive;

No, no, it's you. 

Taking auditions for a valentine.

Auditions...?

Yes, I am. It's you, not me.

So

It could also stand for... Sappy... A...nimals Day. Smile, Is. For the sappy... animals...?

So.... Valentine's huh?

I'm more for celebrating Chinese New Year—with red packets, well wishes, ethnic diversity, woo.

And New Years just means writing another number on your essays.

That too.

No, no. I'm breaking up with you... and then I'm ditching Earth for Venus. It ain't a secret.

Valentine's is just another Thursday...

Just like how a birthday is just another year to your age which will inevitably lead you closer to your incoming death...

Palmer. Do you have a Valentine this year? Or you’re like me, don’t really give a boggart about it?

Actually, I didn't know Valentine's Day was tomorrow. Wow, it's February already.

Oh yay. 

What's with the fourth years asking me to be their Valentine's?

Perhaps you released the fiery passion in them and they couldn't stop themselves.

Are Nargles even real?

As long as they don't start a colony in your hair, Rose.

Yes, I can’t deny I was probably that bad when I was younger.

I think... when I was in my first-year, some people vowed to kill us because James was there. And Riley. And Eddie. Maybe a little of Quentin as well.

And Ayden's here to promote love and peace.

We had the textbooks enlarged to make the slide really worth it, but plans are underway to conceal it. Think Professor McGonagall might kill us if she saw, and invisibility cloaks can only last us a while.

I know… but.. I.. like.. my…room…

I like my room too. After the huge landslide of textbooks the other day, our room now has a giant slide. It's fun, if you know the right spell.