TheComedyIsOver

It's always "I've got 10 nudes for $25" never "hey you seem like you could use a few bucks... Here. No nudes... Just love..m and some money" 😔🥹

Id rather have privacy

I don't like being threatened

Bomb.... I don't even know how to make a bomb... I wouldn't know where to start...

Such a stupid little idiot butt

Then you can call yourself a DJ... A person in their 30s/40s who still DJs...

Ooooooh yeeeeeahhhhh beb. I can't wait to hear about all of the literature you've been learning about in your grad school classes☺️.... That sounds like exsssaglly what I want to hear about for the next 3 yrs😬.... Soooooooo ceweeeeeel beb.🥹... Can't wait for that conversation that I really want to hear 🫡....

Three amigos... I thought Norm McDonald died

Women in music... Oh hey... All the people who I never got an explanation from minus all of the dicks... Oh well. I'll just take the money I guess

I wish more people knew my heart... 😔🥹

White people get this mad about a Nazi salute... Wait till they meet another white person....

Budda was toooooooooooo fat

I don't want you to feel like this will ever reach a point of closure for you

My favorite color?.... Ummmmmm love ☺️

Crack babies having crack babies