Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney Sentence Starters
“I think I feel a migraine coming on…”
“Is ‘Huh’ the best response you can muster up?”
“Well, did you, or did you not?”
“The sky is blue, and so am I…”
“I object! That was… objectionable!”
“My motto is: ‘Don’t worry, be happy!’”
“Gum doesn’t grow on trees, pal!”
“And don’t go calling me ‘Dick’…”
“Hey, Dick! Get over here!”
“Oh? Excuses not on sale today?”
“Why are you pumping your fists in the air?”
“But you and __ are lovers, aren’t you!”
“__ COULDN’T HANDLE THE TRUTH!”
“Thanks to you, I’m saddled with unnecessary… feelings.”
“But __ definitely did it. Murder. At least once. Maybe twice.”
“It seems like it was only yesterday. Actually, it was only yesterday.”
“I-I’m sorry sir, I apologize for my partner!”
“__ new to this, and a bit OUT OF TOUCH with the world.”
“Hey! Who’s ‘new to this’!?”
“That’s MY endearing character trait!”
“You need to stop judging things based on narrow-minded cultural assumptions, __!”
“Don’t hit your desk. It irritates me.”
“I was hoping I’d come up with a question while pounding on my desk. I didn’t.”
“I was hoping to come up with a question while I was objection… I didn’t.”
“__ is out of control! __ was in the waiting room, and __ crushed this paper cup with hot, hot coffee in it.”
“I set my ATM card’s number to ‘0001′ because I’m number one!”
“I need a waterfall to stand under! Preferably a freezing one!”
“Couldn’t you just take a cold shower or something?”
“The water pressure’s kind of lower in that shower.”
“Why don’t you go down to the fire department and have them spray you with the hose?”
“The fireman yelled at me when I called him…”
“Oh, it’s Christmas today! I forgot! What are you getting me for Christmas, __?”