I'ma give you what you need

Fuck no, I’m not. Still doesn’t mean I want ‘em to look at me. They get bad ideas, we both know that.

I’m sure dudes around here don’t need to see you in a bikini to get bad ideas, Sid. Anyway, isn’t your master a guard? Could kick some ass if anyone tried anything I bet. [Axel shrugged a little, biting her lip gently before speaking again.] How you doin’ anyway? Haven’t seen you in.. a while.

Right, maybe a bathingsuit would do the trick. But I don’t want all those creepy men oogling me all the time. Guess the AC it is.

[Axel shrugged a bit.] Ehh, let ‘em stare. They can stare all they want, doesn’t mean you’re gonna give it up to ‘em, right?

‘Cause colours aren’t really my thing, ya know? Even if it’s a hundred degrees outside.

Then get a black bikini. Sorted. Or stay inside and put the AC on. Or just be gross and sweat a lot.

AU: Genderbend

Then.. why don’t you just, y’know, wear more.. colourful clothes?

Apparently stopping kissing didn’t mean getting off Euan’s lap, which he was unsurprisingly okay with. For the few seconds it lasted, anyway. He had to forcefully move Axel off him so that he could reach his suitcase which he had left by the door, and drag it over to his boyfriend’s bed so that he could open it up and reveal the contents. In his rush to pack (because he always left everything to the last minute without fail) Euan had actually remembered to leave Axel’s gifts on top, all in the shoebox given to him by his mother. “Your mom is genuinely the nicest person in the world. She freaked out when I came to the door ‘cause apparently she’s a bigger fan than you are. Didn’t even know me when we first met,” The singer pouted as he pulled out the shoebox and handed it over to Axel, “But yeah. It’s mostly photos of the Winchester clan and stuff from when you were a kid I guess? This one’s my favourite by the way,” he interjected, opening the lid himself to pull out and hold up the picture of a younger Axel and waving it tauntingly in his face, ”And she’s recorded a tape for you. I didn’t even know they still existed…”

Pouting a little as he was moved off Euan’s lap onto his bed, Axel just laid back against his pillows for a moment as he watched his boyfriend grab the suitcase from over near the door and move back over to the bed. Axel was almost tempted to clamber back into Euan’s lap, but he left it for now, instead just laughing softly at the other male’s words. “My mom’s great. Didn’t realise she was a closet Euan Harlow fan.” He grinned, taking the shoebox before sitting up properly so he could go through the contents inside. The picture that Euan pulled out first almost made Axel go red with embarrassment, but he managed to play it cool, just laughing and playfully batting Euan’s hand away from his face. “Ugh, at least puberty treated me right,” he said with a little smirk as he kept going through the photos. He was definitely going to have to show Finn and his dad at some point. It had been too long since any of them had seen any family photos. “Thanks for this, Euan. I just wish I could do something this amazing for you.”

Who's the funniest, smartest, sexiest person you've ever met in your life? (hint: if the answer's not Euan I'm going to have sex with Gus. In your bed)

Euan almost laughed when Axel continued nipping at his lip, even after the kiss stopped. It reminded him of the question he asked when he first slept with him: did he actually have an off switch. “Yeah I am. My parents are millionaires. I was a teen idol. But I’ve never felt luckier than right now, Assmodeus. I’ve also never fault more nauseous,” He drawled with enough sentimentality that, true to his word, made him feel sick to his stomach. Were these the infamous butterflies he had heard so much about? The singer tried to forget it all by leaning in to kiss Axel again this time with a little more vigour to try and erase the sappiness. Such was the force that he leaned in that he ended up pushing Axel down on the sofa with Euan on top, still kissing him with equal gentleness and passion.

Euan let Axel snatch the gifts away and watched him longingly as he left the room and didn’t have to fight hard to resist the urge to catch the blown kiss. He might have done a 180 in entering a relationship, but he wasn’t quite that cutesy yet. “Don’t let anyone give you birthday sex as a gift!” He called out as an after thought just as the door closed. As soon as he was sure that Axel had left, the singer set about preparing his surprise. He pulled out the bucket he had in his apartment for no good reason, filled it with water and spent what seemed like the next hour filling up water balloons and water guns to put in the bucket. Moving that to his balcony, Euan took the opportunity to run out to the sex store because, well he never needed toys. But for Axel’s birthday, he decided to be adventurous and just let the cashier select the more popular items (himself not even really taking note of what went it). All that he had left to do now was return to his apartment and wait, using the spare time to call the restaurant and make sure that their table was booked. He may have been new to the boyfriend thing, but Euan was feeling pretty damned smug about it so far.

Axel just to say heard Euan’s words once he’d closed the door, smiling to himself. He supposed he’d save the birthday sex purely for Euan; it was the least he could do after the singer’s thoughtful gifts and the fact he was going to surprise him later on. Axel didn’t want to be all out of energy for that. The asset headed off to see Finn and then his father and Cedric before finally seeing Julien, spending a little time with all of them and getting his gifts.

Euan kept his hold and stare on Axel for a few moments, his lack of balance causing him to slowly start leaning forwards unintentionally and eventually, the lean became a full-on stumble that he managed to prevent from becoming a fall by using Axel to hold them both up. Laughing, he let go of a dreamy sigh and looked up at seemingly nothing. “I am pretty too. I was prom king, y’know. What’s it like gettin’ all close and kissy with prom king, squirt?” He slurred clumsily letting go of Axel’s jaw to press a single digit on his nose, even making the ‘boop’ sound himself and finding it a lot funnier than it actually was.

Quick to steady Euan as he stumbled, Axel really couldn’t help but laugh a little at just how drunk the singer was. Once he was sure the other male was actually stable, Axel tentatively let go of him, but kept his hands where they were just in case Euan decided to fall onto him again. “Prom king, huh?” He smirked. “I’m sure as hell not being your queen, Harlow.” He wrinkled his nose as Euan ‘booped’ it, laughing and rolling his eyes at the singer. Euan was adorable, but also absolutely ridiculous when he was drunk.