James Corck's A.T.D.I.

Movie: Why are you tiny?

Jamesy: I'm cosplaying as my self-esteem.

Movie: Oh...why are you so big then?

Jamesy: Oh you're so funny! HA! HA! Who wrote your dialogue!? David Cage!?

Movie: Jamesy.

Jamesy: Yeah?

Movie: Why is The Bug Queen here?

Jamesy: ...uhm, well-

Movie: Ok, you know what? I don't care. We need to update the blog, we can't keep having these spells with no new updates for weeks.

Jamesy: Movie, I have my hands full!

Movie: Oh I can see that.

Jamesy: No, not like that, have you seen my queue!?

Movie: I've seen too much already, Birb. I'm...going to go, let me know when you're done here. Knowing you it won't take long.

Jamesy: Hey!

This is a great show, and I'd consider it a corner stone of modern animation.

At times it runs the risk of disappearing into itself with its many themes and depths, but thanks to the genuinely likeable characters and incredibly engaging acting, the story finds itself arriving to a good port. Very much like its own characters, if you hang onto these characters you'll be able to get through anything they throw at you.

Featuring a cameo by @koijotoyshop's Patch.

19. Titanic (1997) Audio Commentary

In this commentary, Jamesy and Leafy take a look at James Cameron's "Titanic", one of the highest grossing movies of all time, winner of 11 Academy Awards, and basically the best excuse Cameron had to dive to the wreck and take pictures of it.

The Birb and the Lemming spend three hours nerding about boats, historical figures, the many (real) stories that happened on that boat, what made this movie so popular, why James Cameron is James Cameron, the many versions of this story there are, and a bunch of other stuff. Are they funny? That's up to you to find out!

This commentary was recorded on January 2026, while we did our best to keep it timeless we may refer to events and information that might be a bit out of date as of time of publication.

WARNING: This commentary was recorded with the Region B Blu-Ray version of "Titanic" (1997), and it syncs with the following versions.

DVD.

Blu-Ray.

Disney+ / Hulu.

AppleTV+.

Sky Store.

Amazon Prime.

YouTube.

The online version of the movie should sync up without issues. Make sure you hit play on the movie as the same time as you hear the click, from time stamp 0:00:00, after leaving the DVD/Blu-Ray menu.

Seriously, how much of a stick in the mud do you have to be to hate a movie that covers such a wide range of tone, feelings, and topics without feeling rushed or manipulative? Even the goofy stuff in "Halloween (2018)" and "Halloween Kills" has a super satisfying conclusion in "Halloween Ends".

I'm calling you guys out, give "Halloween Ends" another chance, you might see something in it you didn't the first time around.

No one told me this movie had werewolves in it.

Why did no one told me this movie had werewolves in it!?

It's a bummer they show up for such a short scene, though. We have a scene with a gathering of lesbian witches that TF into werewolves, why wasn't this half an hour long!?

Screw it, give me a whole series! Netflix, you bunch of hacks! You want diversity!? Give me that TV series!

Rest of the movie's fine, I suppose.

You know, as far as Michael Crichton goes...what a hack he was, wasn't he? But when it came to concepts he was second to none, and "Congo" is no slouch, it just happened to be executed by a bunch of hamfisted oafs.

It's still heaps and bounds endless levels of fun, which is to be expected since we have charismatic guys like Tim Curry and Ernie Hudson speaking the dumbest dialogue, but with such sincerity it's impossible for me to hate it.

Is it a bad movie? Oh yeah. Is it a boring movie? Not at all! Absolute guilty pleasure that I'd re-watch whenever I feel bad or whenever I'm in the middle of a hangover.

We all need movies like that.

It's really bad.

18. AVP - Aliens VS Predator (2004)

In this commentary, Jamesy and Leafy nerd out about the movie that Sigourney Weaver didn't want to see the light of day, which also allegedly killed the project that James Cameron and Ridley Scott were working on (thank you "Freddy VS Jason"!).

In this one Leafy talks about the comic book mini-series published by Dark Horse in the 1980's, while Jamesy rambles on about how this movie's really clever and smart (no guys for real! Squawk!), all while Paul W.S. Anderson directs one of the most expensive fan films in history (until "Alien Romulus" came out).

This commentary was recorded on December 2025 so some of our observations may be a little out of date regarding current events, but we had a pretty good time all the same and just enjoyed this very schlocky sci-fi action flick. We hope you guys enjoy it too.

WARNING: This commentary was recorded with the Region Free Blu-Ray version of "AVP Aliens VS Predator" (2004), and it syncs with the following versions.

DVD.

Blu-Ray.

Disney+ / Hulu.

AppleTV+.

Sky Store.

Ghost shark is great.

And I'm tired of pretending otherwise.

It is an atrocious movie, but the concept is so mental and they do so much with it I'm willing to excuse how bad it is. It shoots through the moon and managed to come out of the other end being just fantastic.

We're not dead!

Jamesy is just taking a while to work through his queue, and he's been unable to update us for a while. I like to make fun of that feather duster all the time, but even I'll admit he's taken way more work than he can peck his way through.

He's going to turn into a roasted turkey by the time he's done.

But yeah, don't worry, the blog is very much not dead, we're just chilling in the void of ideas, and we'll have updates for you guys during the Summer, since this year we're gonna be doing "Summerween"!

It's been a wild year with lots of horror, existential and explicit, so we may be reviewing some of those for you.

Thank you so much for your continued support, we love you guys <3

Movie Slate will live forever, guys. Just give me more time to get more updates done. This blog is the wet stone I use to keep the art skills sharp, and it's fun.

17. Twister (1996) Audio Commentary

In this commentary, Jamesy and Leafy team up to talk about this science-action procedural movie about studying tornadoes, and also bash on its legacy sequel released almost thirty years after the fact.

In this commentary, Leafy crushes the science while Jamesy loses his mind with the cinematography, craftsmanship and technology on display, while trying not to go too hyper with the more comedic bits.

This one was an unusual commentary for us, since we went really hard on the science and the nature of tornadoes and a bit less on the actual movie itself, but we hope you guys are down for the ride all the same.

WARNING: This commentary was recorded with the Region Free Blu-Ray version of Twister (1996), and it syncs with the following versions.

DVD.

Blu-Ray.

Amazon Prime.

Netflix.

AppleTV+.

Sky Store.

Our "Twister" (1996) commentary is out and public for everyone to see!