Awoken Cynosure

Unionize with ur fellow pedestrians. They can’t run us all over

this is how right of way works on college campuses

Realistically, a household the size of Wayne Manor needs more than just a butler, and while Bruce might imagine he can keep his proclivities secret from his own domestic staff, Alfred certainly harbours no such illusions. I've gotta wonder what the orientation lecture he's worked out looks like. Like, of course they're going to be extensively vetted before they ever set foot on the premises, but at some point during the onboarding process the subject of the Batcave has gotta come up – I just wanna know how Alfred broaches that.

I love harwin strong cause every time he comes across rhaenyra no matter what shit she’s pulling he’s just like “good for her”

arrested on 17 counts of dracula

if someone was willing to give you $1000, but you had to engage in an awkward email correspondence with them first, would you do it?

I literally do this every day its called a job

and they pay me a lot less

America has a weird relationship with cults where they’re terrified of small cults (or organizations they think are cults) but completely normalized massive cults that hurt many more people (eg: LDS Church, Jehovah’s Witnesses, the Amish, Scientology, most Megachurches)

Throwing in here that cults escalate beliefs and practices the same way abusive partners escalate abuse.