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More Body

I wish I had more body to love you as I should

like the echidna who sports four times the wood.

Or perhaps a bird like the monogamous duck

with a corkscrew design that must hurt like fuck.

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Like Puppy Love (but different)

I don't know much about Cupids or Venuses, but I do know that male cats have barbed penises.

If we were cats I'd put my penis in you so we would be stuck together like glue.

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Roses are red

Violets are blue

umm....

I'm not wearing a bra

So what are you gonna do?

My love is like a club

It is loud

It is obnoxious

its often sweaty

But it is always fun.

Mangia Mangia

After a very long plane ride we got to Italy and I got mad at dinner because I was relaxing and you were studying grammar.

I am sorry I got mad and I am sorry my Italian is not better.

Awkward Guy

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"It is a curious thought, but it is only when you see people looking ridiculous that you realize just how much you love them."

Agatha Christie

When I see your face my love blooms.

I get embarrassed.

I don't people to see me all open and such.

So I close back up.

Falling

As I fall downward

You are there to catch my flailing body.

I am lifted up

Just to fall yet again.

Darn.

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Who are the authors of these poems? I love this blog idea! I have tons of awkward love poems :)

They are all written by me for the most part. A few I wrote with some friends help. :)

Focus

I am going to start posting poems here again soon, if you have any ideas just drop them in the ask box!

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Just to touch you.

If I could just touch your lips That would mean I'm within arms length of you Which would be good

If I could just kiss your lips That would mean I'm within lips length of you Which would also be good

If I could be inside your lips That would mean I'm negative length from you And that's just stupid.

In the sea of grey You're the only color I sea

Reasons I Love You

I love you for many things

Your deep laugh

Like a dog about to throw up.

I love your smile

Like the smile of an old grumpy man

But most of all

I love your hair

Like the unwashed hairy back of a three hundred pound Italian man.

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Hummingbird

I love you like a hummingbird loves the flowers

I love to drink your nectar

And pollinate all the other flowers with it.

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In this blog I intend to share the most awkward love poems in the world. I hope you all enjoy.

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