uhmmm ok

J

She's so pretty

how many ants are need to fill an apartment

tenants

GOD DAMIT. GOD FUICKING DAMMIT YSOU FUCKIGN RUINED MY FUCKING POST YOU LITTLE PEIECE OF SHIT. THE ANSWER WAS 405,983,706 ANTS YUO CRAP COATED MAILBOX FLAG

Crowley knows his shit

'where is the pen i was using like 3 seconds ago' an autobiography i'll never write because i keep losing the pen i was using like 3 seconds ago.

HEY ASSHOLE IF U ARE THINKING ABOUT POINTING OUT SOMETHING ON SOMEONE THATS NOT INTENDED TO BE A COMPLIMENT LIKE ACNE WEIGHT CHOICE OF CLOTHING HAIR (ANYWHERE) ETC OR IF U ARE GONNA SAY “YOU LOOK TIRED” MOST LIKELY THAT PERSON ALREADY KNOWS AND DOESNT NEED YOU TO MAKE THEM FEEL WORSE ABOUT THEMSELVES SO JUST DONT DONT

plot twist: he likes you.

plot twist: SIKE u ugly

If “pro” is the opposite of “con”, what’s the opposite of “progress”?

congress

*slow clapping it out*

do you know how much better life would be if we could zoom our eyes in and out

Stepping closer. You are talking about moving your body.

oh yes let me just step closer into the sky and look at the stars, or how about i step closer into the tiger den at the zoo to see them better