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Is my birthday and my younger sibling drew the best gift for me

@ichlikerobots Thank you for an amazing gift lmao

#my birthday #birthday gift #my sibling is awesome #bloodymary #simon iron lung #ryland grace

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galacticsabc

a series of really dumb doodles

mayday-gayday

cant wait for my hair to grow out cuz im lowkey seeing pics of me before my last haircut and mourning that hairstyle like it was perfection and then I cut it </3

awkwardanxiousperson

Y'know when your average white boy has the most gorgeous hair and then buzzes it for no reason? I feel like that's how you feel right now

Holy jumpscare.

I forgot the cleaners were coming over (they were supposed to be here at 10, it's 10:50) and my mum said they'd let themselves in. And they did, which is terrifying when you're home alone with your sister and very zoned out lmao

#thought someone was breaking in #they weren't #obviously

👀

#real ones know what a chuzzle is #chuzzle #I fucking loved playing that game as a wee lad #was a chuzzle master at the ripe age of 6

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it's pride event day!!!!!

RAHHHHH 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈

#lgbtq #lgbtqia #lgbtq community #lgbt pride

mayday-gayday

am I a furry? no

will i meow/bark/make animal noises back at you if you make them at me? yes

no one deserves to be forced to make animal noises alone around me

awkwardanxiousperson

As someone who meows at my cats and then subsequently meows at my parents to the point where my mum is unphased, prepare yourself for many slip ups from me now

#kitty mentioned #my cats are goobers #my mum accepts meowing/cat noises as an answer because of how long I've been doing it #even my best friend and I make cat noises at each other

orpheusilver

peeling those sour rainbow gummy strips into long thin strings and putting them into cheap energy drink to create something im calling battery acid spaghetti will update once ive finished it

orpheusilver

dont do this

babblingbranches

cryptcollector

I really hope its not too bad bc i actually love both components.

cryptcollector

it forms a dry skin at the top made of the sour pellets. not a great start.

cryptcollector

tastes really good actually. i also feel like i am about to explode.

cryptcollector

do not do this.

jenjensd

Unanimous consensus: Do not do this

Other people: Hold on I’m about to do this

jenjensd

beeceit-deactivatingsoon-deacti

Rip to y'all, but I'm built different. Trying this tonight

beeceit-deactivatingsoon-deacti

Best I can do with what I have (I'm at work rn)

beeceit-deactivatingsoon-deacti

Oh that is a... fascinating smell

beeceit-deactivatingsoon-deacti

Don't do this

ab-arts

Alright now I’m curious

ab-arts

Didn't have strips so I made what I call battery acid cereal

ab-arts

Don't do this

worldheritagepostorganization

World Heritage Post

noodlefiasco

bold-baddie

Old unc old!!! Oldddd

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New weekend plans :0

#the boiled one #I think they left him in the pot for too long #looking a bit overcooked there bud

Accurate.

#calculus #your ai slop bores me #as someone doing into a mathematics major #yeah that’s pretty much all calculus is

Why does Jax look like he’s made of duct tape??

#I’ve never seen TADC #I just know some of the names #this image is terrifying to see when you first wake up

i take that back, no evidence/silly

#You better have practiced #i’m watching you

jazz tomorrow

have i practiced?

perchance

You better have

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Jealous of people who don’t get motion sickness.

You mean you can read or be on your phone and not feel like throwing up? Couldn’t be me

#it sucks #I also can’t eat while moving #cause I’ll get sick #it’s very sad

fluentisonus

remember in p.e. when they'd take a bunch of insecure teenagers & be like "today we're going to play basketball" and then not teach you how to play basketball. and then put you in a group with guys who were obsessed with basketball and would get mad at you for not knowing how to play basketball. why did they do that

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