The bravest thing you can do is stop mourning the life you expected and start noticing the one that's trying to find you.

too much monogamy in fandom in general

as we all know, everyone falls in love once and only once with their one true love the first time, and if they had relationships before that they weren’t real and didn’t love each other, and you can’t love more than one person at once, and your friends and family need to be pushed out of the picture to focus more on your romance, and no one has sex with people they don’t love, and if they did, they’re dirty and they have to have hated it and the sex they have with their one true love after they’re officially together has to be better sex than they ever had before, and no one ever breaks up for any reason other than death, and everyone wants to get married and have kids. aren’t you fucking tired.

I SAID AREN’T YOU FUCKING TIRED

Aromantic tumblr users will go “we need more aromantic characters” and fandom users will cheer like “yes, yes, of course! oh, splendid!” and then the aromantic users will be like “btw this semi-attractive main character is aromantic” and the fandom users all inhale sharply through their teeth with their fingers on their chins and go “um, romance favorable…right?”

ⓘ Tip: while sewing, you can unlock scary sewing by losing your needle somewhere on your bed.

the way people online phrase things like "❤️ everyone should be allowed to pet puppies and eat ice cream if they want to 🥰 just as long as they aren't training those puppies to attack others on purpose or poisoning the ice cream or lying about it being puppies and ice cream when actually they've been petting bombs and eating guns this whole time, that would be bad ⚠️ stay safe 🌸"

deadbeat dad who’s an academic: i’m just going to the stor

Let the historical record show that Mr. Beast was entirely ignorable if you were just like doing literally anything else. I've been on youtube as long as it's been around and I've never been recommended a video by him. I see him in passing as a meme. I thought he was a made up joke, a caricature of bad youtuber content miners until someone I trust confirmed his existence to me in late 2025.

ive got a scary math joke but im 2² to say it

feminist killjoy hours again, what the actual fuck is “weird girl literature” and how often do we acquiesce to the latest degrading gendered advertising campaigns

Women did not fucking pioneer horror, thriller, and science fiction as we know it for publishing to infantilize it into a high school phase

is Stephen king “weird boy literature”? Or does he get to be an adult horror novelist?

hostile architecture would be bad even if it only hurt homeless people btw.

"it's evil because it hurts [group of people]" ok. it's evil because it's designed to make life unliveable for homeless people.