Absolutely Bonkers

everyone do me a favor and rb with where you live and if you’re getting school/work off bc of coronavirus

hey hey hey you remember ratatouille? that movie was fuckin wild. in the first 20m a woman points a shotgun at the protagonist and tries to shoot him multiple times, brings down the roof of her own house, and subsequently gasses it. then the rat goes to paris and meets the bastard son of a dead chef and almost dies. again. several times. many times! almost gets locked in an oven. and then drowned. then some shit happens and he controls the bastard son by pulling on his hair. also the bastard chef gets drunk at least once. it’s explicit too like the scheming sous chef brings this 18 y/o or whatever into his office and gets him drunk because he wants the kid to admit that he’s a successful chef because of a tiny hair-pulling rat puppeteer who lives in his hat. and all throughout it the rat is grappling with the ethical conflict of whether stealing is right, and how to reconcile the wasted excesses of capitalism with his belief in private property and self-earned worth, especially when he comes from an impoverished background where stealing was necessary. and the underlying motif is how art isn’t an exclusive club, and how making art accessible to everyone is critical to the expansion and success of art itself, and the importance of honesty in relationships. also the human protagonist’s name is linguini

Able-bodied people and not-chronically-ill people are encouraged to reblog this, whether or not you're panicking over coronavirus.

This is a legitimate concern. I work in the Veterinary Medicine field and we are short on many of the items we need to function and save patients lives on a daily basis - exam gloves, surgical masks, etc.

the godfather is a mediocre movie and the more film bros call me a cunt for saying so the worse the movie gets actually

Shark Tale has more integrity than The Godfather and that’s the hill I’m dying on

i’d rather die than read anything longer than like two paragraphs on this site

any of us could be chosen to be disney's next first gay character... be careful kings

i still have to think about “which one is the crocodile eating” whenever i see anybody use > or <

if i say i’m a leftist don’t ask me what branch of leftism do i follow or what old white male revolutionary scholars i have read just know that i want everyone to eat food every day and i’m vibing

so many people like “if i die mysteriously don’t let true crime girls make videos about me in front of string light backdrops” well that COULD NOT be me. if i die mysteriously those girls are the only people even allowed to talk about it

not to sound like a boomer but I miss when teen fashion trends where uglier. Seeing 15 yr olds w “instagram face” is just too much for me. lets all just put on too much eyeliner and wear poorly matching layers again.

Vsco girls wearing crocs and scrunchies have it right. Power to them and their overpriced water bottles. I wish them all the sksksksks

i just don't understand why rich people force themselves to eat gross expensive food like caviar and salmon on crackers infused with gold dust or whatever as if eating a whole roll of garlic bread loaded with melted cheese isn't the height of decadence and indulgence

i'm eating a slice of the cheesey garlic bread i bought from the aldi down the road and i can tell you with certainty that i feel happier right now than any billionaire ever will

Shh they're gonna hear you and turn it into rich people's food

the last time people got guillotined it was over the price of bread so they can fucking try

This is the Carrie Fisher post of body positivity reblog for a chocolate bar from her fridge