Egads, my blog!

@awkotacoforsoothe

Random, insane, sometimes angry, often nerdy ramblings by yours truly. Disclaimer: There will be exactly no coherence throughout these posts. (This theme is weird. You have to hover over the post to read my tags. Which you should. Because I'm hilarious.) Follow me on Twitter @AnnemarieHen

8,909 posts

Posts

Ring in the New Year 313-style! Happy 2016, #Detroit! Auld Lang Syne! Photo cred: @hellyeahdetroit Edit: @stephanie.rhoades

#detroit

•18+ Adults Only

Watch Anya Live on Cam

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.

✓ Live Streaming✓ Interactive Chat✓ Private Shows✓ HD Quality✓ Free Actions

Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming

Lol Why you playing #Meijer generic #costume namer people? Having trouble with licensing or something? #BitchThatsAMario #Mario #Nintendo #ButIfYouAskMeijerItsProbably #Nintento #Halloween #VideoGames #HalloweenCostume

#bitchthatsamario #meijer #nintento #halloweencostume #halloween #butifyouaskmeijeritsprobably #mario #costume #nintendo #videogames

"Solve arguments with a dance-off"... best advice u've ever gotten from chocolate. #Dove

#dove

johnlarens

Not all Americans:

• are fat • like McDonald’s • like meat • drink coffee

All Americans:

• PouR THEIR TEA IN THE BOSTON HARBOR

• HAVE A PET EAGLE

sigmahatesyou-deactivated202512

This is not even a little bit true. I am an American, and I don’t have A pet Eagle. I have 13, one for each of the original colonies, as do all True Americans.

saucymemedong

HAHA I HAVE 49 ONE FOR EACH OF THE STATES except Michigan fuck Michigan.

awkotacoforsoothe

Someone is clearly from butthurt Ohio

#Michign is the best #fuckyeahmichigan

Probably my favorite shot from my mini-vacation this past weekend. #PureMichigan #BurtLake #IndianRiver #sunset #gorgeous #nature #UpNorth

#burtlake #nature #indianriver #upnorth #puremichigan #gorgeous #sunset

•18+ Adults Only

Watch Anya Live on Cam

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.

✓ Live Streaming✓ Interactive Chat✓ Private Shows✓ HD Quality✓ Free Actions

Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming

Things nannies do for money: build really impressive #duplo castles for #Elmo, only to have the 2 year old knock it down. #nanny #nannying #nannylife #ImBasicallyAnArchitect

#nannying #elmo #nanny #imbasicallyanarchitect #duplo #nannylife

timberlakelove-blog-blog

peoplemag

Somehow, this gets more important every year.

#important

“I’m being successful,” she thinks to herself as she lies in bed with her laptop pretending to work

#adult life #work #in my defense #I work from home... in my bed... on my laptop #I'm just not doing it NOW

liberallogic101

I love to see this!! Share this with your friends!

simplyanovergrownchild

#my shiny teeth and me

•18+ Adults Only

Watch Anya Live on Cam

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.

✓ Live Streaming✓ Interactive Chat✓ Private Shows✓ HD Quality✓ Free Actions

Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming

bisharpayevans

i don’t get offered drugs as much as D.A.R.E told me I would

shape-of-an-l-on-her-forehead

I have an essay to write

thanael

We freed them…but at what cost?

neilnevins-deactivated20240617

that ball wasn’t there to trap them

it was to protect us

#important

I honestly couldn’t care less about individuals’ identities, but can’t we just live and let live? Why does everything need to be televised and made into a spectacle?

And why does it have to always be about THAT family?

#Bruce Jenner #Kim Kardashian #why does anyone care?#unpopular opinion #maybe?#Probably?

Good news! Your Uber rides home from the bar just became philanthropic.

I don’t do this often, but if the Internet can raise over $100k for some potato salad, we can do at least that to help pay for a dying man’s last wish.

#detroit #cancer #last wish #signal boost #Uber #GoFundMe

•18+ Adults Only

Watch Anya Live on Cam

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.

✓ Live Streaming✓ Interactive Chat✓ Private Shows✓ HD Quality✓ Free Actions

Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming

alphalewolf

#thank you for existing

bogusrose

when ur running down the stairs with no bra on

#Bitch I breathe with two bras on and it's the same result

Egads, my blog! @awkotacoforsoothe - Tumblr Blog | Tumlook

Trending Blogs

Last Seen Blogs

Egads, my blog!