A Willing Accomplice

‪me, reading about women in Ancient Greece who could devote their entire lives to being a virgin priestess of hallucinogenic honey: god I wish that was me ‬

let them in

hoodies are one of the most powerful and underappreciated articles of clothing. cold? put on a hoodie. raining? put on a hoodie. no bra? put on a hoodie. nothing to wear? hoodie. cripplingly low self esteem? you already know. so versatile! so multifaceted!

Holy fuck I didn’t ask to be a sobbing mess but here we are I guess

Me spending any money that's physical cash and not in my bank account total : this doesn't count as spending, it's not real. It doesn't exist

The year is 2022. You and your gang shoot down Amazon delivery drones and sell their contents for a living.

Everything in life is better now