&& the wild ones roam

slightly edited in some cases to work for rp purposes. feel free to change phrasing or pronouns to fit your muse(s)!

❝ Anything can happen, when you take a chance. ❞

❝ Something has changed. ❞

❝ This could be the start of something new. ❞

❝ Do you remember in kindergarten how you’d meet a kid and know nothing about them, then 10 seconds later you’re playing like you’re best friends, because you didn’t have to be anything but yourself? ❞

❝ If _____ can tell his secret, then I’m coming clean. ❞ 

❝ We need to save our show from people who don’t know the difference between a Tony Award and Tony Hawk. ❞ 

❝ Keep your head in the game. ❞ 

❝ These cookies are genius. The best things I’ve ever tasted. Will you make some more for me? ❞ 

❝ It’s cool coming here and being… whoever I wanna be. ❞ 

❝ I told you not to do the jazz square. ❞ 

❝ It’s a crowd favorite, everyone loves a good jazz square. ❞ 

❝ _____ is not important. I’ll forget about her/him/them. ❞ 

❝ Did you ever think that maybe I could be both? ❞ 

❝ That was… very disturbing. Go see a counselor. ❞ 

❝ Someday you guys might thank me for this. Or not.. ❞ 

❝ I guess I don’t know how to speak cheerleader. ❞ 

❝ I guess the ice princess has come back from the North Pole. ❞ 

❝ Maybe we’re being Punk’d! ❞ 

❝ You’re a cool guy, _____. But not for the reasons your friends think. ❞ 

❝ Did you ever feel like there was a whole other person inside you just looking for a way to come out? ❞ 

❝ No, no, I’m not afraid. I’m just… scared. ❞ 

❝ Did you ever think about trying something new, but were afraid of what your friends might think? ❞ 

❝ Ugh, behold the zoo animals heralding in the new year. How tribal. ❞ 

❝ There are a lot of supporting roles in this show, I’m sure we could find something for you. ❞ 

❝ I wouldn’t think “impossible” was even in your vocabulary. ❞ 

❝ You do not offer direction, suggestion, or commentary! ❞ 

❝ I thought you were my friends! Win together, lose together. ❞ 

❝ It’s hard to believe that I couldn’t see you were always there beside me. ❞ 

❝ I’ve never had someone that knows me like you do. ❞ 

❝ I’ve never had someone as good for me as you. ❞ 

❝ Is that even legal? ❞ 

❝ This is not what I planned. ❞ 

❝ I can’t have people staring at me! I really can’t! ❞ 

❝ Why did I let myself believe miracles could happen? ❞ 

❝ Now I have to pretend that I don’t really care. ❞

❝ I thought you were my fairytale. ❞

❝ I confused my feelings with the truth. ❞

❝ Dreams are meant for sleeping. ❞

❝ I can’t believe that I could be so blind. ❞

❝ It’s like you were floating, while I was falling. ❞

❝ I thought you felt it too. ❞

❝ Anything it takes to climb the ladder of success. ❞

❝ The world can see us in a way that different than who we are. ❞

❝ Everyone is special in their own way. ❞

❝ We’re different in a good way. ❞

❝ We’re all in this together. ❞

❝ You never see it coming and suddenly it’s real. ❞

❝ All things change when you don’t expect them to. ❞

❝ I can’t take my eyes off of you. ❞

❝ I know you feel the same way, too. ❞

i can drive a boat

then you can be salty and intimidating

you’ll find the rage in you

i can be threatening in anything

how can i be threatening with my pink pjs with sheep on ??

walk the plank bitches !!

an army sounds more tempting

you wanted to kick people into the ocean ??

this is full blown kidnapping

there’s a song to be made of this

tiramisu on the floor

animals get more money

we’re fine once we’re in international waters

i’d make a great fugitive !!

i only know eating until i feel sick

we eat till we die

you’re welcome

this _ might cause heart attacks

why does this sound like the best night ever ??

y’all get the best homemade pasta

i’m italian, pasta is in my blood

that’s why i’m also robbing a bank

there’s homemade tiramisu at stake !!

change pronouns as necessary

‘it’s just weird because i am so beautiful and yet i am still expected to pay money for things’

‘no offense but im literally amazing and beautiful no offense’

‘it’s very important that i am both cute and powerful’

‘what do i want to be when i grow up? worshiped’

‘don’t invite me to your wedding i will look better than you and it will be embarrassing for us both’

‘there are 7 wonders of the world and i am 3 of them’

‘good news everyone. im beautiful’

‘if you don’t think I’m cute that’s your problem not mine’

‘“you’re so full of yourself” is such a weird expression like what else would I be full of???? bees??? styrofoam?????’

‘rate my face on a scale of 10 to 10’

‘sitting on top of the christmas tree because you are the star’

‘isn’t it so great to be the most beautiful person in the world? not that you would know cause it’s me but can you imagine?’

‘me in all situations at all times always: anyway, i’m beautiful.’

‘friends with benefits? yeah, i’ve got friends with benefits. all of them. they all have the benefit of knowing me and how great i am.’

‘the fault in my ass. oh wait. there isn’t one. it’s perfect.’

‘i’m too cute for 90% of the shit i go thru’

‘i love it when people compliment my hair like thank you i grew it myself’

‘why do we need to watch the sky to enjoy the stars when the ultimate star is me’

‘first things first i’m a princess’

‘“you can only bring sexy back if you have the receipt” it’s called my birth certificate’

‘there she goes again being over dramatic and by she i mean me’

‘i really just keep getting prettier it’s kind of alarming like in a couple years it will probably be impossible to look directly at me i will be so pretty’

‘im the ceo of legs’

‘if we skyping best believe im looking at myself in that lil window not u’

‘angry and quite offended that you don’t have a crush on me’

‘i wanna marry somebody cuter than me but sadly…i am the cutest :/’

‘gosh being a princess is exhausting’

‘i hate when you’re like “fuck it’s so hot” and someone’s like “well why don’t you take your jacket off?” like bitch no…this is my outfit’

‘sometimes i think i’m better than everyone else but then remember i am’

‘*sticks my leg in the air* give me attention’

‘*looks good 4 no damn reason*’

‘no offense but my favorite hobby is staying hydrated and beautiful’

SIX WORDS .

❝ i heard you were doing good. ❞ ❝ you don’t grow your horns overnight. ❞ ❝ i promise, it gets better eventually. ❞ ❝ & we never talked after that. ❞ ❝ am i really, truly, that unlovable? ❞ ❝ don’t talk like you’re coming back. ❞ ❝ my most dangerous habit is trusting. ❞ ❝ we’re made of stars & stories. ❞ ❝ you didn’t have to do that. ❞ ❝ everything is poetry when you’re drunk. ❞ ❝ did i mean anything to you? ❞ ❝ real feelings don’t just go away. ❞ ❝ you came & changed the weather. ❞ ❝ when can you just be mine? ❞ ❝ there was no love, only lust. ❞ ❝ darling, stop wishing on dead stars. ❞ ❝ art is another form of screaming. ❞ ❝ silence is the most painful goodbye. ❞ ❝ what the fuck did you do? ❞ ❝ i’m drunk, dizzy & missing you. ❞ ❝ kiss me like you’re losing me. ❞ ❝ i don’t feel like smiling today. ❞ ❝ not all good people are innocent. ❞ ❝ we’re a disaster in the making. ❞ ❝ some things are better left unsaid. ❞ ❝ we really should’ve talked about it. ❞ ❝ i’m so glad i met you. ❞ ❝ i wish i knew you earlier. ❞ ❝ i fucked (pronoun/name) to our song. ❞ ❝ i dreamed of you this night. ❞

TEN WORDS .