I’m the kind of girl who, if I had my own penis, would have the local fire department on speed dial for all the times I thought it would be a good idea to stick it in something and couldn’t get out.
But then they get the jaws of life and that’s a whole thing, just get that 55 gallon drum of lube on hand.
But that's my fetish
*fire department arrives, jaws of life come out. I start giggling and just get harder*










