Kingdom of the One True Squirrel

got so many stacks in the bank, they study me with economics. girls call me Mary Poppins because that's what my neopussy be doin'. this shit ain't nothin' to me, girl. got a bush so huge and musty, it's got 100 endangered species. she got me huntin' for truffles in her woods, 'bouta shoot a dog the way i'm feelin' like a pig. they tried to take me down, but i flattened 'em with my Subaru Outback like i was cookin' at Smashburger. smokin straight Vocaloid, i gotta be singin' like Miku. called me a good investment 'cause i got a brick foundation. snortin' Chinese ketamine off my girl's dick because i don't give a fuck. donald trump tried to tariff it, so i took out the whitehouse. call me a tesla the way i'm blowin' up. feels like a job, the way i'm getting fucked. my girl makin' sounds like she must be Wendy Carlos. fired one shot in the air and scored an entire Boeing 747. they can't hit me 'cause they know i'm beautiful. my girl got a mole on her ass so big it's tellin' me to save my game. straight rezzin' on swamp gas, got me leavin' this galaxy. got a message from space, but left it on read. i'm her. i've been her, i will continue to be her. movin' like a plague 'cause i'm sick with it.

gender essentialism is soooo funny bc it's like "this is what women are like" and you're like "I've met women and many of them, if not the majority, have not been like that" and it's like "well women SHOULD be like that" and you're like "why should women be like that" and its like "because that's what women are like"