The Most Painting of Lord Swag
Have I ever told you... about the Most Painting of Lord Swag?
Lord Swag, the Cosmic Source of Cool, Dance, Music, Art and overall Badassery, manifested what is known across all realities as The Most Painting of Lord Swag.
The Most Painting of Lord Swag is called The Most Painting because it is The Most a Painting could ever be.
The Most Painting of Lord Swag, upon completion, has more layers of Varnish than there are stars in the multiverse. The distance between the top layer and the bottom layer is infinite and completely clear.
The Most Painting of Lord Swag is of the perfect proportion for a painting to be.
The Most Painting of Lord Swag contains every possible colour that any creature across all existence can see, and colours only the Host of Heaven can imagine.
The Most Painting of Lord Swag is of such magnificence the entire Host of Heaven stood in awed silence for an Eternity. The sudden tumultuous clapping and cheering that followed the silence, the greatest standing ovation to have ever been and will ever be, became the manifest universe.
The Most Painting of Lord Swag is the tapestry of fate, and the story of all souls, and the essence of all creation.
The Most Painting of Lord Swag is so grandiose and life granting, its presence emanates the vibrations of the Music of Life and the All-Rhythm of Soul.
The sheer, literal brilliance of the Most Painting is the inspiration for the creation Sunshine.
The Most Painting of Lord Swag is so gloriously imbued with Divinity and Demiurgic power that Gods of Fertility, Lust and Love became as a result of the celebrations that happened at the Revelation of the Most Painting. Angels still sing of the after-party, said to have lasted another Eternity.
The Most Painting of Lord Swag is so beautiful that not even Gods of Destruction will lay a finger on it, denying the very essence of their Celestial Duty in deference and respect for The Most Painting.
The Most Painting of Lord Swag, is so mind shatteringly all-encompassing, that a mortal soul standing in front of the painting would believe they are looking at infinite space without ever realizing they are in front of the Most Painting.
Entire humanities live and die and are reborn again across the Most Painting, never realizing they are the very perfection of life imbued with the Godhood Lord Swag blessed them with.
The Most Painting of Lord Swag is the gift of the Lord unto all Creative Souls.
The reward for any artist who has dedicated their life in the pursuit of the absolute best they could make, is to be able to stand before, and behold the entirety of the Most Painting of Lord Swag, and thus finally rest their souls with the full understanding of the magnificence of the Cosmos. May you behold The Most Painting of Lord Swag.
