the stereotype that women talk more than men is infinitely amusing to me because men are literally incapable of shutting the fuck up

i hope this post gets popular enough that i hurt a man’s feelings

It’s not a stereotype it’s a proven fact you femanazi piece of shit.

lmao there it is 

everything that costs more than $1 should be illegal 

Never has a graph been more of an accurate representation of the exact data it’s trying to convey.

do you ever get a weird crush on someone that’s not even attractive but you’re just attracted to them and you don’t know why

Omg the two playing just cracks me up!

I am dYING

*understands one word without subtitles* i’m practically fluent

all i want is a partner who is way out of my league but thinks that i’m way out of their league and we’ll live together in perfect confused harmony with a dog

When you smoke the weed once

NOTHING BETTER THAN SHOWERING AND PUTTING ON A BIG TSHIRT AND GETTING INTO BED WITH CLEAN SHEETS LITERALLY NOTHING DON’T FIGHT ME ON THIS

*wants to travel the world but has like 3 dollars*