it's 2022. donald trump has died in disgrace days after being impeached and jailed. my chemical romance's new album is coming out the same day as the new spiderverse movie. the lizzo and janelle monaé collab song is blowing up the radio. lil nas x has a verse in it. you and your partner have time and energy for dates after work after jeff bezos' assets have been seized and distributed to the public in the wake of his arrest for keeping employees in unsafe working conditions.

Some of you haven’t stayed up reading until 4 am because you literally couldn’t put down your book until it was finished even though you needed to be up early the next day and it shows

Arriving at Chernobyl.... the vibes levels are all over the place

vibe check! *geiger counter starts going wild*

Why would you visit a nuclear disaster area?

because i’m a girlboss

nothing is more unattractive than a fake ass phony human being

bored. might levitate just because

Self care is going into a corn field at night to get abducted by aliens

i! really! wanna! kiss! someone! asdfjkasfjkasfjhkasdf! asjklasdjkasfjkasdfkj! sdfjklsdfjklsdfjklsdf!

maybe joe trohman is the hottest

Parents be like that’s my emotional support eldest daughter