a light troubled by smoke

[text] Oh je vois I can break that oath at any time.

[text] Oui, I’m okay. I’ve been on the COVID side of the service d’urgence for two days so I am pretty stressed.

[text] Don’t tell Lucy. She really thinks I’m going to get it at some point so I’ve been telling her I’m in the non COVID departments.

[text] How are you?

[Text] Today I stopped Lucy from repainting the kitchen

[text] Well God is involved so pretty binding overall.

[Text] I meant your hippocratic oath so you can come home

[text] Oui, I’m okay. I’ve been on the COVID side of the service d’urgence for two days so I am pretty stressed.

[text] Don’t tell Lucy. She really thinks I’m going to get it at some point so I’ve been telling her I’m in the non COVID departments.

[text] Fine.

[Unsent] putain how am I the one in trouble now

[text] Cunningulus is not a substitute for a proper meal and you know that.

[Unsent] nice swerve

[Unsent] listen I don’t

[text] Jehan don’t. I’m obviously not accusing you of stealing Lucy.

[text] No Lucy will literally go insane

[text] Just don’t look too attractive or flutter your eyelashes

[Unsent] are you fucking kidding m

[text] She asked me who I would marry if I could and I said no one, and she said she would marry you. Right before we went to sleep.

[text] Well, right before SHE went to sleep.

[Unsent] what the FUCK combeferre

[Unsent] dieu that’s exactly what i need right now, merci

[Unsent] do you want me to leave

[Unsent] bon, another relationship I’m ruining THAT’S FANTASTIC

[Unsent] should I leave then?

[Unsent] merde

[text] You know you’re her next choice. You know I’m in a vulnerable marital place right now.

[Text] Ferre, you’re married, there is no next choice, you are the only choice, stop insulting Lucy or she’ll fight you

[text] Is she even still my wife? You’re taking my wife while you stay in my own house?