John Green Quotes Avocadoed

"You can’t just make me an avocado and then leave." - John Green, on turning into an avocado by a witch and then having the witch leave, probably       |       avocadojohn 

"You can't change my avocado and make my whole diet centered around you, and then leave." - John Green (maybe)     |    avocadojohn

"I couldn’t unlove avocados. And I didn’t want to." - John Green (on avocados, maybe)

"Sometimes people don't understand the avocados they're making when they make them." - John Green (On eating gross guacamole, probably)

"Avocados all matter. Maybe some less than a lot, but always more than none." - John Green, on avocados (probably)

"At some point, you gotta stop looking up at the tree, or one of these days you'll look back down and see that you are an avocado too." - John Green, on avocados (probably)

"I know so many last fruits. But I will never know hers." - John Green, on not knowing the last fruit someone ate (probably)

"When you stopped wishing chips wouldn't fall apart, you stopped suffering when they did." - John Green (on having his chip break when eating guacamole)

"Nothing ever tastes like you imagine it will." - John Green (On tasting bad guacamole, probably)

"You get all these avocados just when you don't need avocados anymore." - John Green (on having too many avocados)

"I made guacamole the way you fall asleep - slowly, and then all at once."- John Green (probably)

"She loved avocados so much that she became one." - John Green (maybe.)

"I figured something out. The avocado is unpredictable.” - John Green (perhaps)

"As long as it doesn't die, it is going to be one hell of an avocado." - John Green (probably)

"What is the point of being alive if you don't at least try to eat something remarkable?" - John Green (possibly)

"I'm in love with avocados I've never eaten and guacamole I haven't made." - John Green, probably