Jane

(Like if used)

Random bios

got your girlfriend at my crib watching netflix

bizzle is not dead, legends never die

Crying out to ears that never listen

pizza is my religion

hi stalker

i like the storms, they let me know that even the sky scream sometimes

Hey, are u reading my bio again?

Cooler than a strawberry shake

She burns like rum on a fire

Take me home tonight

Too glam to give a damn

Food >> love

lol your not *celebrate name*

I’m a board game, never used

I’m only pretending to be me

Be yourself, everyone else is already taken

Born to express, not to impress

Who else are you going to follow? Really ?

I’m not sure how many problems I have because math is one of them

Not the guy she told you not to worry about

Friendship/Relationship bios

always in my heart @

all I know is that I can’t live without you @

life is full of choices, in one of them i chose you @

life is nothing without you @

my heart belongs to you @

I don’t smoke, I just want to burn everything

Send money

No dick sucking allowed here

18 year old virgin

Congratulations you just followed a queen

People never forget how you made them feel

I don’t die I am itself death

Welcome to the struggle

Stay in drugs, eat your school, don’t do vegetables

I’m a devil in my ways

wdym he’s cooler than me ?

I love your tits

When it’s cold outside she holds my dick instead

Breaking hearts since ‘98 (put your year)

Baby doll you need some rock and roll

Quit your job and do drugs

Are you sure you want to unfollow a legend ?

Guess who is lonely and pathetic

Shut up and eat your burger

Cut the bullshit

Homosexuality is not a crime

Stop asking me about my future

Fuck off

Not here to make friends

Welcome to the club, where sad kids look cool

Allergic to stupid people

You make me so mad

Life is the art of dying

Black lives matter

Crying room

My middle finger salutes you

More trees, less assholes

Too cool for this planet

You don’t deserve any of my sympathy

Ask me if I give a shit