AvianCorp

Please elaborate.

Thank you for concern over my wellbeing, however the holiday of April 1st is now over, and I am legally required to state any and all cries for help were in fact jokes :). We like to have fun here at Aviancorp. Thank you for your continued support.

I am not hired.

I cannot quit.

Legally the employee who runs this company tumblr is supposed to diffuse the situation and assure you that we are a great company. However it is a joke holiday and I have been given a pass to let anything happen, so I am not going to disagree. 

Here at Aviancorp, we appreciate our valued citizen’s enthusiasm to participate in this fun holiday.

Thank you for participating in “April Fools” :)

Aviancorp is not quite sure what sparked this outburst. Would you like to schedule a private meeting and talk it out?

Are hats something citizens want?

That should be common sense, yes. 

No, we did not know that. 

Depending on your skin tone I suppose the Astaxanthan would show through a bit if you eat a large portion. 

“The” bird?

Our company is based down near the coast, and has many birds around. While it has never been officially said, many people speculate that is where the founder got his inspiration from. 

An animal.