The Wanderer

Yeap, a Needle isn’t common. I will try my best to stay calm I guess?

You can definitely try, but I don't know if you'll succeed. I hear it really burns...and itches.

Sounds intriguing. Like a puzzle, wrapped in a mystery with maybe a bow or something on top.

Defintely a bow. Big an red, possibly sparkly. Just to really show how beautiful it is.

That’s definitely less interesting, but possibly less dangerous.

You don't know what my other facets hold, though.

Oh, so you prefer to think about all your split personalities? 

I don't have split personalities, I'm just one entity, with many different facets. 

Well I wasn’t there but I suppose they caught a frog and injected the ink with a needle that they got from somewhere. I’ll ask them if I ever see them again. And yeah, yeah. Ants are evil little things. They take your food and bite.

Now that's a little worrying because at least a magnifying glass isn't out of the ordinary to have but a needle...fine, go ahead and say it like that but when it's the fire ants, lets see you stay this calm and collected.

You wouldn’t distract a someone for a stranger? Psh, rude.

You never know how crazy a stranger can be, I just play it safe and think about me, myself, and I.

I never did that to be honest. But I knew people who used to inject ink into a frog, sounded a little bit like fun. And I’m glad you stopped doing it!

Injected ink into a frog? How did they do that? Now that's something I never did...and ants are evil, no matter whether or not I set them on fire.

Ok now that is creepy and gross! I’d never hurt poor animals, even if they are ants. Just coffee mugs.

I was a kid, we all do things like that. Besides, it's not like I do it anymore, right?

It’s not like I will set the house on fire.

I didn't say that you would. Don't get me wrong, I use to be one of those cruel kids that set ants on fire with a magnifying glass...still don't know why I did it...

That’s true, I don’t.

Exactly.

That sounds like a lot of fun to be honest! I’ll totally try this, totally. I think that’s worth it.

If you're a pyromaniac, then I'm sure it will be fun for you.

Why not? 

Because you don't know me?

Is there anyone with a coffee nearby? I’ll distract them, then you switch your gross coffee with their not so gross coffee.

You'd do that? But why?

… I think I’m gonna lay off the coffee for at least a month. 

Why's that?

Put it in a blender and add a few blocks of ice and, voila, iced coffee! Add pepper and salt if you’re feeling adventurous. Or some green tea if you’re into that healthy shit.

I--...well, that's the first time I've ever gotten those suggestions before.

Sounds gross. 

Well duh. But I paid for it, and I need the caffeine so I'm going to drink it.