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@averytallproblem
I THOUGHT HAEMZ DIED???

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Greetings, valued customer!
Welcome to our humble multi-dimensional eatery! We appear to have found ourselves in your reality once again and are excited to serve you! If your reality currently houses any beings or projects that remind you of our staff or restaurant, PLEASE DO NOT INFORM THEM.
To start, please check in at the host's podium. If you have trouble finding it, look for the pulsating mass at the center of the front lobby and check in. After waiting for your presence to be processed, you will be led to a table where one of our multiverse-class servers will engage with you. You may then order any of our delicious offerings inspired by the countless universes we have visited. Our highly trained chefs will cook/generate/secrete the ordered item(s) which will then be brought to you. You will then enjoy the item.
ASK or SUBMIT any question or comment you desire while you wait. We are here to serve.*
Please report any mistreatment, unsatisfactory service, uniform violations, or unexpected bleeding to the nearest staff member.
Please do not engage or make eye contact with the JANITOR.**
Audible braille version for your convenience:
*We do not assume responsibility for answers that may cause mental, emotional, physical, or existential distress. **We do not assume responsibility for mental, emotional, physical, or existential damage.
We hope you enjoy your stay at A Very Tall Restaurant!
(art by nanycoon)
Did you know that we have an ask blog? Neither did we, but we canāt delete it, soā¦I suppose itās here now! Ask questions to some Irkens who claim to be creations of our art humans! Order something if you want some really weird gross food!
In honor of the Fools of April, we have decided to open our Discord server for 2 days! BE HONORED! Just be warned that tomorrow may be a bitā¦foolishā¦for obvious reasons.
discord.gg/cEPfR5sh
Take your opportunity to join our discord server NOW! The invitation will stop working in a few hours! Do you not have the fomo??

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DIB MEMBRANE HERE!! I snuck onto Zimās computer while he was away to reach you with this message:
If you value your freedom and safety, watch the channel at noon EST and hear what I have to say!! That's in 3 hours 45 minutes! VERY IMPORTANT!
Dib out!
AVERT YOUR EYES! Do not watch the short that was posted on our YouTube channel today! That was justā¦a technical difficulty, yes!! Do not unsubscribe and do not worry for the Dibās safety! He is FINE! š½ā¤ļø
We are unable to remove the short from this inferior human website for some reason. Very frustrating. We are working on it.
DIB MEMBRANE HERE!! I snuck onto Zimās computer while he was away to reach you with this message:
If you value your freedom and safety, watch the channel at noon EST and hear what I have to say!! That's in 3 hours 45 minutes! VERY IMPORTANT!
Dib out!
In honor of the Fools of April, we have decided to open our Discord server for 2 days! BE HONORED! Just be warned that tomorrow may be a bitā¦foolishā¦for obvious reasons.
discord.gg/cEPfR5sh
dawg i fucking love this dumbass show š
THE MIC QUALITY MAKES IT 10x FUNNER LMAFO
Thank you, we are quite partial to it as well!
Our concept art Urthens have a lot of fun arting to look forward to for Episode 1 š½ Hereās a peek at what our backend looks like!

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We hope that this Valentineās/Friendās Day, whatever that is, you were able to spend time with someone who appreciates you as much as Medea appreciates herself.
Also go buy half-off candy today. It makes Urthens easier to brainwash.
VOICE CASTING ANNOUNCEMENT!
The time has come to audition for a new voice role on AVTP! Episode One of our script has been completed and contains a new character, code named JUDICATOR - a stoic, unemotional, intimidating control brain.
Please audition using the following Casting Call Club link: https://www.castingcall.club/projects/a-very-tall-problem
Feel free to share around on social media! The more attention this project and voice opening get, the more chance we'll find our perfect control brain voice!
Let's talk about Shavs Media Productions
I wanted to make this post a little earlier on, but completely forgot to put it on Tumblr. In case no one is aware, I was one of her co producers. I helped run the channel for a bit and was hesitant to share my experiences with her. After hearing that she was not treating other people in my position very well, I decided to come forward. For those who choose to follow the rabbithole, please be warned there are mentions of N/S/F/W talk, racism, transphobia, and other things. There's a LOT about this that we uncovered since posting. Lots of people are hurt. This is your warning. Here's the link to the post on Twitter.
For those of you who can't see it there, I'll just post the direct link to the document here. The archive of screenshots I have is posted at the beginning.
It's important to note that this is to spread awareness of her past actions and hold her accountable. Shavs uses Tumblr as a platform to recruit artists, and it's important people know what they're getting into by working with her. Many many others have come forth to corroborate the things talked about in this document that are not in the posted Archive at the beginning. While she is saying that she is making changes and coming forward with a public statement, Tumblr is still a preferred choice of recruitment platform for her. Don't witchhunt, spread rumors, or harass people. This is the open door for those who've been affected to come out. Spread this around. Share your own stories. Hold her accountable, please.
Please spread this amongst any artists and communities in which Shavs Media Productions may end up finding artists to work with. We just want to make artists aware, so that they can have their guards up and be ready if/when Shavs reaches out to them. She has taken advantage of many artists and if everyone is aware, she'll have a much harder time doing so in the future.
Statement about Shavs Media Productions
AVTP v1 began as a @shavs-media-productions project. We experienced the same professional and personal failures described by Dott, up to the point that AVTP v1 was essentially dead and the thought of continuing it only brought our team members stress and pain.
We are disheartened to see that years afterward, the same patterns are continuing on SMP and no lessons have been learned. Everyone makes mistakes, especially when someone starts something with little experience, as Shavs did with a project of AVTPās size and scope. Mistakes should generally be forgivenā¦however when those āmistakesā are handled with stubbornness/deception and continue despite repeated and constant opposition from everyone else involvedā¦those mistakes stop being mistakes and become testaments to the personās character. At that point, they are much less forgivable.
Plenty could be written about our experiences working with Shavs, but weāll leave that to the individuals who wish to speak up. All we will say is that many people here and elsewhere were drastically hurt by Shavās complete lack of consideration, empathy, and regard for the wellbeing of others. When push came to shove, Shavs looked out only for herself. Our artists felt abused and our writers felt ignored. Our leads were put in extremely compromising positions where, unless proven otherwise, they were assumed to be part of the problem by the team, even if they were trying harder than anyone to be a part of the solution. Everyone was hurt and saddened to various degrees, depending on the amount of involvement and emotional investment they had in the project and with Shavs as a friend. They were very rough times and this project was almost lost because of it.
This is not a hit piece or a bandwagon to jump on for others to ācancel the new villain on the block.ā This is both a call to action for Shavs and an attempt to raise awareness to anyone who may find themselves working with or connecting with her. After abusing and hurting many of us deeply, she thankfully mutually agreed to leave AVTP because she was worried that the failures of AVTP would tarnish SMPās āgoodā reputationā¦but SMP is something more than AVTP is and needs to be handled with even more care. SMP is a paid project. People rely on SMP for their financial well-being. Dott left her job and education for SMP. Artists are inspired to grow alongside SMP and hope to flourish with the budding studio Shavs pitches SMP to be, with her āconnections to Netflixā and whatnot. When most/all of that turns out to be untrue and the cracks begin to show beneath the surface of all that hype and excitement she bringsā¦itās heartbreaking. Livelihoods are at risk. Creative futures have to be replanned. SMP is so much more than just Shavs and her āreplaceableā assistants. Hopefully Shavs can come to realize that before anyone else has to go through what Dott and some of us went through.
SMP is going through some rough times right now at the hands of its producer, but what they have there is something truly special - a beautiful collection of artists, writers, editors, musicians, and actors who are passionate about their craft and the characters they bring to life. We donāt wish for their failure. They deserve for SMP to succeed and provide them what they were promised. We hope that SMP can provide that for them someday. As Shavs has been told many times behind closed doors in AVTP v1ā¦this is not HER projectā¦this is THE ENTIRE TEAMāS project, and she needs to treat it accordingly if she wishes to have a loyal, passionate, consistent, and reliable team. While part of her job is to fund, write, and edit; her most important job as producer is to manage the experiences and enjoyment of her team members. She is not the most important member of her team. She is not SMP. She is just as āreplaceableā as anyone else on the team is. Anyone and everyone there can (and often does) leave to greener pastures any time they wish. The solution to this problem is not to just scout out more artists who have never worked on projects before and thus do not know to look out for these issues. We hope she can learn that someday and adjust accordingly.
As for anyone else working with and relying on herā¦please be aware and protect yourself. Hold her accountable. Do not take placating phrases at face value. Go through contracts with a fine toothed comb and remove any room for loopholes or misunderstandings no matter how ācommon senseā they may seem. Maintain your boundaries. These are good practices in general, but please donāt be lulled into putting your guard down no matter how friendly or engaging it may feel.
Thankfully, despite all odds, AVTP v2 is alive and well again. We have a healthy mix of AVTP v1 members and excited new members, ready to make something amazing together. It took years of pain and struggle to rebuild, replan, mend bridges, and get to the point where this project can be enjoyable again. Thanks to the incredible resilience and passion of our artists, writers, and voice actors; weāre able to give this another shot. Our new workflow prioritizes organization, transparency, and team member enjoyment - all things that were previously lacking. Our goal is to help provide what our team members wish to achieve here; whether itās a growing portfolio, exposure to bigger studios, or just making friends and celebrating successes together. All profits from this project are transparently reported on our team discord server for all team members to see and will be allocated to the charities of the teamās collective choosing. As much as we would love to pay our members, it simply isnāt possible with a fan project using existing IPās like Invader Zimā¦but hey, if AVTP works out well, whoās to say we canāt move on to something original someday? That sure would be neat. We have ideas. Until then, perhaps we can benefit the world a little bit.
Fortunately, since the reboot began roughly a year ago, AVTP v2 had and has already taken every step possible to correct mistakes from our past experiences with SMP. Every bit of advice and accountability we previously presented to Shavs on AVTP v1 has been the basis of our vision for AVTP v2. A vision that is currently being carried out. We understand that there has been trauma attached to the name of AVTP, and we also understand that we are new to this, thus we will make other mistakes in the futureā¦but we want to be held accountable for those mistakes and make any changes necessary to ensure the happiness of our team. With a happy team, our viewers can also expect much more inspired content as well. We understand that a few remain suspicious due to past events and lack of knowledge or proof about how everything went down on AVTP v1ā¦and honestly, thatās good! That is exactly the kind of accountability we need! We expect that in due time; testimony from our incredible artists, writers, actors, etc about their time on AVTP v2 will put those concerns to rest. Things will finally be as they were always meant to be.
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Thank you for listening š½ Now, prepare for invasion, filthy Urthens. See you very soon.
For @averytallproblem's april fools (2024) even. My irksona became a fast food host drone. 𤣠(Thanks to @noxeorn for the BG!):
And here are my outfit concept designs, featuring Kyz:

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I somehow forgot to post these silly things I've done for @averytallproblem april fools event
AU where Xeo is working in some fastfood LMAO
Observe the professionalism!! This vaguely upset looking person not only helped keep the restaurant afloat during April 1, but also created the website for it! Look at it!
A Very Tall Restaurant
Someone told me that the discord widget invite on the website wasnāt working for them, soā¦WHO WANTS TO GET IN?!
https://discord.com/invite/wHtUqr2S
Only open for the rest of today!