gossip & confessions

Irrelevant is the only word that comes to mind.

They better because there’s already a shortage of dick around here, so the girls better start hooking up with one another, specially with all the homos we have.

His biggest crime was stealing my heart. He sure is all man with those arms and that rugged face, but then he’s also a sweetheart who likes cats and is nice to women. If all the guys were like Remy, the world would be a better place. 

Sign me the fuck up. Looks wise, he is definitely the best guy here. But unfortunately he’s not a great leader.  I mean, how useless have the X-Men been throughout this whole thing? Even the Young Avengers have been more useful an they are a bunch of lame kids winging it. Get your shit together, Cyclops. Hit people with your powerful eye beams, man. Or, you know, call me. I’m always available.

I’ve seen less embarrassing villains in 90s cartoons. I’ll take Dick Dastardly over Crossbones any day.

Who cares? Definitely not me. All I know is that if they came down to earth to gross us all out with lingering gazes and unnecessary, rushed romance then they should go back to space ‘cause we’ve got better stuff to do.

About time! She is the hot chick around here. I feel like she’s badass and hot enough to be one of the mean girls, but that potential is wasted on her being a superhero. I think she’d make a much better supervillain and we need some decent ones around here since the ones we have are too weird to be taken seriously. I also feel like she’s definitely the family stone and people rely on her a lot but if I were her I would have broken the vow she made to protect people a long time ago. When was the last time she heard a thank you? So my suggestion to her is: Take a red eye, spend a midnight in Paris and every thing will be fine. Be the hot supervillain we need. I’m no Sherlock Holmes, but I can tell you have some darkness inside of you.

She needs to catch deez nuts.

I don’t know. She’s hot, I guess. Doesn’t really do anything for me to have an opinion on her. But, for some reason I feel like calling her Sparky, so let’s call her that.

You’d think a guy who’s lived so long and through so much would be more interesting. He takes the good guy routine a little too far, I used to think it was all a big PR stunt but turns out big Steve really does have a big vagina. It’s like he’s one muscular care bear. 

She needs to choose her battles. You can’t go after the Winter Soldier and the Scarlet Witch, darling. Do they even pay you enough for that? I’m surprised you haven’t gotten yourself killed. What’s next, are you gonna go after Thanos with a gun?

He’s funny and I wonder what his penis looks like but it’s hard to have an opinion on a one dimensional dude like him.

I guess these weren’t so short after all.

The Vision is certainly a vision. I think he’s made all of us question what it would be like to fuck a robot, but unfortunately he only has eyes for Wanda. Well, his looks aside, he’s too much of a good guy. He’d be much more interesting if he showed us a darker side. And I feel like he doesn’t realize he’s helpless against this war. He should give up and stop trying to do anything.