Avatar of Despair

will i write the other brothers? maybe.

will i write ‘MC with an egg named Eggie | Undatebles?’ maybe.

did i check my spelling, punctuation, grammar, etc? no.

GN!MC | Cussing

Lucifer

“LUCIFER!!”

Not gonna lie, you startled him when you busted into his office while screaming while holding a water bottle and some snacks.

“What?!”

What have you done this time?! Is what he was thinking.

Bats in the house?! Is the kitchen on fire?! A blob fish?! Oh hell, please don’t let it be another blob fish.

“YOU ARE SUCH A GOOD OLDER BROTHER!! YOUR BROTHERS REALLY DO APPRECIATE YOU A LOT EVEN IF THEY DON’T SHOW IT!”

“PLEASE DON’T KEEP EVERYTHING TO YOURSELF, YOU’RE NOT ALONE AND NEVER WILL BE!”

“MAKE SURE TO TAKE GOOD CARE OF YOURSELF! STAY HYDRATED AND GO TO BED WHEN YOU’RE TIRED!! I LOVE YOU SO MUCH!!”

You slammed the water bottle and the snacks on his table.

It took a few seconds for him to realize what you just said.

Then he blushed a bit.

“Why.. Why do you have to scream it?!”

“I NEED THE ENTIRE DEVILDOM TO KNOW I FUCKING LOVE YOU. and also fucking you. AND LOVING YOU!!”

Yeah, he was redder than the color of his nail polish.

“SHUT— SHUT THE FUCK UP!!”

“NO!! I LOVE YOU SO MUCH!!!”

That scream was so loud, the other brothers thought it was an earthquake.

“GET OUT!!!”

His words didn’t match his flustered face.

“YOU’RE SO FUCKING BEAUTIFUL I’M JEALOUS!!”

“ALRIGHT, I GET IT!! NOW GET THE FUCK OUT!”

“I LOVE YOUR SILKY HAIR! I LOVE YOUR GORGEOUS RED EYES! I LOVE HOW THICC YOUR ASS IS!!”

“WHAT THE FUCK?! GET OUT OF MY OFFICE!!!”

“Oki doki. Bye bye! I love you~!”

Once you left, he was out of breath from screaming.

Out of every single being in all three realms, he just had to fall in love with you.

And he doesn’t regret it in the slightest.

Mammon

Mammon had done some dumb shit again and got a extra harsh insults from his brothers today.

He ended up leaving to take a stroll. In the meantime, you went out into the Devildom streets and bought a large teddy bear.

When you got home, you waited in his room with a huge teddy bear.

When he got back, he was surprised by the large doll and didn’t notice you at first.

“What the fuck is that-?!”

“MAMMON!!”

“OH FUCK!!”

“I!”

You picked up the teddy bear.

“LOVE!”

You took a step back, getting ready to throw.

“YOU!”

You chucked the teddy bear at Mammon who got squashed onto the floor.

“MAMSIES! YOU ARE THE LOVE OF MY LIFE!!”

“YOU MAKE QUESTIONABLE CHOICES SOMETIMES BUT THAT’S OKAY!! I DO DUMB SHIT TOO!!”

“YOU ARE MY FIRST DEMON! and my sugar baby. AND MY #1 MAN! DON’T LET ANYONE TELL YOU OTHERWISE! I LOVE YOU WITH ALL OF MY HEART, BABY!!!”

“WH-WHAT?! I- UH- OF- OF COURSE YOU WOULD- L-LOVE THE GREAT MAM-MAM-M-M-“

He tried to play it off cool but your sweet words got the better of him.

He is a blushing mess now.

“TODAY, WE CUDDLE. JUST YOU AND ME, SUGARTITS!!”

You proceeded to wrap Mammon up into a blanket like a burrito and carried him over to his bed.

wait how did you carry him-

You two cuddled for the rest of the day, whispering sweet nothings to each other.

“I’m so lucky to have you, Mammon.”

“You’re my #1.”

“I’ll love you until the day I die, baby.”

Mammon still occasionally wonders how he managed to find such a wonderful human—no—a wonderful lover.

Leviathan

“I... lost?”

You were watching Levi and Satan play Othello.

Just like every other time Levi challenges Satan to a game of Othello, he lost.

This was the 5th time this week.

It was the same thing everyday.

Levi comes into the living room challenging Satan. They play. Levi loses. He goes to his room and cries.

Rather than just comforting him with sweet words this time, you decided to bring him an alligator.

Hopefully it would make him happier.

How’d you get an alligator, you ask?

You stole it from the Devildom Zoo, again.

I’m surprised you haven’t been banned from that place yet considering how many times you stole animals.

You then busted into Levi’s room.

“LEVI, MY PLAYER 1!! MY HEART, MY WORLD, MY EVERYTHING!!!”

“IT’S PERFECTLY OKAY TO LOSE SOMETIMES! THAT’S HOW LIFE GOES. WE MAKE FAIL AND THAT’S OKAY!!”

“AND IF YOU’RE GOING TO CALL YOURSELF A YUCKY OTAKU THEN YOU BETTER GET RID OF THE YUCKY AND ADD ‘MC’S’ IN FRONT OF IT. BECAUSE YOU’RE MY OTAKU!! MY WAY! MY WAY OR THE HIGH WAY!!!”

“I LOVE YOU SO MUCH! I BROUGHT YOU AN ALLIGATOR TO SHOW YOU HOW MUCH I LOVE YOU!!”

“H-Huh?! AH— GET YOUR FUCKING ALLIGATOR, BITCH!”

“It don’t bite.”

“YES, IT DO— AHH—“

Lucifer walked in a few minutes later to an interesting scene.

You were hugging an alligator and staring up at Levi who was, somehow, clinging to the ceiling.

“L-Lucif— AHHH—“

Levi fell off the ceiling, narrowly missing you and the alligator.

The alligator then took a chomp on Levi’s jacket.

“Awe. She likes you!”

“AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH—“

You ended up being reprimanded for stealing an alligator from the zoo.

The lecture lasted for a while. When you finally left, Levi was waiting in your room.

“Levi!”

“Um... T-Thanks for the alligator.. I think.”

“...”

“...”

“...”

“M-MC?”

“I LOOOOOOOOOOOOVE YOU, LEVI!!”

“A-AHHHH!”

As he was crushed into the bed by your hug, he stayed stiff.

It’s not as if he was uncomfortable or anything.

Hmmm— what if mc found a human egg in the Devildom and keeps it? Like she draws a cute face on the egg and everything, she starts taking it to class and loves the egg every much! Until the brothers + undatebles break the egg. Mc is crushed and sad boi. How would they react? I’m curious 👀 I love your writing!!

A continuation to my other Eggie post. I might write the undatebles if I have time.

Cussing | GN!MC | Egg getting Murdered

Satan

“Satan! Satan! Come meet Eggie!”

“And who might that be-”

BAM! A human world egg with a face on it is shoved right in front of his face.

“This is... Eggie?”

“Mhm! Mhm!”

Lowkey, he was happy that it was just an egg.

Compared to all those times when you brought wild Devildom animals home or blew up the bathroom, he’s super glad.

Nonetheless, he’s also very intrigued by your... Unique mindset.

He’s been studying you for a while due to your odd behavior—stealing animals from the Devildom Zoo, bringing a dragon in the house, and so much more.

Now you have an egg? With a scribbled face on it? And you’re caring for it like it’s your own child?

He’s even more fascinated by you now.

Satan has been following you around like crazy, analyzing your every move and always listening into your conversations.

He even asks how Eggie is doing.

You’re a bit happy. Like, someone is finally caring about Eggie!

“How might Eggie be doing today?”

“Is Eggie feeling alright?”

“Does Eggie like any particular snacks?”

Satan, what the fuck-

Then one day, you return home from RAD and are super worried.

Why?

Well, Satan hasn’t been following you around like usual. You saw him at the dining table this morning but he just sort of-

Poof! Gone!

“I’m home-”

Then a table flies past your face, just centimeters away from your face.

“MC! GET DOWN!!” Mammon screams and drags you along with him.

As Mammon pulls you away from the flying furniture, Eggie falls out of your hands and Satan accidentally steps on it.

Your despair-ridden face snapped Satan out of his tantrum and he looked down to see his experiment broken on the sole of his foot.

You don’t even need to give him the disappointed face because he’s just as disappointed as you and bought you a new egg just a day later.

Welp, guess it’s time to show Asmo!

Asmodeus

“Asmoooooo!! Lookie here!”

Oop— too late. He’s already running for his life.

Why?

Probably because everytime you said, “lookie here,” something bad was about to happen.

You give him wrinkles.

Honestly? Understandable.

You decide to keep away from Asmodeus for a bit to just let him relax from your wild antics.

In the meantime, you spend time with Eggie.

And Asmodeus is lowkey jealous because he thinks you’re ignoring him.

He proceeds to jump you in the RAD corridor after a week of being ‘ignored’.

“MC!! Stop ignoring me!!”

“Eh—?”

You two sit down and talk like civil human and demon.

You finally get to show off Eggie to Asmodeus.

Then he gets jealous.

“You ignored me for a week for this stupid egg?!”

You gasped.

“How dare you call Eggie that?!”

Your argument then escalated into a full-on fight.

In the midst of the insults, Asmodeus grabs Eggie and throws it far away.

It broke, of course.

And did Asmodeus feel guilty?

Of course not! He could finally have MC’s attention!!

—is what he thought until you appeared absolutely everywhere with a depressing look on your face.

Look, he was a bit happy to have your eyes on him even if you were staring like... that...

But did you really have to pop up in the window of his one-night stand’s house while they were getting it on?

A few more days of your horrid stare and you find a beautiful box on your bed.

It’s from Asmodeus, obviously.

A new egg that— uh— the egg reeks of perfume.

Oh well! Time to show Beel!

Beelzebub

“Beel! Look a my egg!! Beel!!”

“Can I eat it—?”

“NO—“

Too late. He already ate Eggie.

Then he noticed how depresso expresso you were and got you a new egg.

Yes, this is the entire headcanon.

What did you honestly expect?

Belphegor

“Belphie—“

“No.”

“But I haven’t—“

“No.”

Then he went back to sleep.

Considering all of the shit you’ve done before, he’s too tired to deal with you.

When you finally introduce Eggie to Belphegor, he’s a bit weirded out but it’s better compared to what you’ve previously done.

“This is Eggie 7.0!”

“What happened to the others?”

“They died.”

“Damn. What a mood.”

He’s asleep most of the time and doesn’t really give a flying fuck about Eggie.

As long as you’re not disturbing him, he doesn’t care

When he breaks Eggie, it’s purely on accident just like most of the others.

He asked you to cuddle and you agreed.

You didn’t notice that Eggie was still in your pocket.

You heard a cracking sound.

“... are humans supposed to make that sound?”

“I don’t think so but something is wet in my pocket.”

You were completely and utterly depressed when you saw Eggie’s corpse.

On the bright side, it was just your fault this time!!

You ended up asking Lucifer for more eggs and he agreed to make sure you didn’t bother him again.

Okay I don’t request a lot, but I saw your post and wanted to give you something. The undatebles with a male mc long like past their butt hair. Thanks!!!

Thanks for the request~~~

M!MC except I say ‘you’ instead of he/him | Short AF

Diavolo

“Oh? I thought human males usually kept their hair short nowadays!”

Diavolo is ancient years old and has seen men with long hair before, he just didn’t think that men still kept long hair.

He finds your hair to be absolutely beautiful and occasionally asks to play with your hair.

Even if he gets slapped in the face by your hair, it’s still so magnificent.

If you pursue a romantic relationship with Diavolo, he will most definitely play with your hair while in bed.

It’s nothing sexual, just Diavolo gently running his fingers through your hair.

Barbatos

“Shall I tie up your hair for you, MC?”

If you agree to his offer, you two begin a little routine every morning at RAD before classes start.

Barbatos usually ties your hair up into a ponytail, or if you want, a braid.

If you request a particular hairstyle, he’ll also do that.

There’s nothing more soothing than having Barbatos do your hair.

The head massages he gives are so good.

Simeon

“Your hair is beautiful.”

Compliments-galore, he’ll compliment you whenever he sees you.

He’ll compliment everything about you but especially your hair.

Honestly, how could he not compliment hair as beautiful as yours?

If you allow him to, he will most definitely play with your hair.

Solomon

“Nice hair, dude.”

To be frankly honest, he doesn’t give a fu-

He’s seen guys with long hair before, you ain’t special.

Here’s a little advice, if Solomon ever pisses you off then slap him with your hair.

He hates it so much, it’s funny.

Hmmm— what if mc found a human egg in the Devildom and keeps it? Like she draws a cute face on the egg and everything, she starts taking it to class and loves the egg every much! Until the brothers + undatebles break the egg. Mc is crushed and sad boi. How would they react? I’m curious 👀 I love your writing!!

I HAD TO REWRITE THIS SHIT 3 FUCKING TIMES BECAUSE IT DIDNT FUCKING SAVE, FUCK-

Cussing | GN!MC | Egg getting Murdered

Lucifer

“Lucifer! Look at what I’ve got!”

He’s heard those words too many times before and they never ended well.

“NO- I TOLD YOU TO NOT BRING SKUNKS INTO THE HOUSE- is that an egg?”

“This is my child, Eggie!”

Well, at least the house didn’t burn down this time.

Lucifer doesn’t really care all that much about Eggie.

But he is weirded out by it.

Why are you so attached to an egg with a face drawn into it? You even named it!

Then again, you’ve done much weirder things so he’ll let this slide.

He let it slide until he got annoyed at how close you were with the egg.

You took Eggie everywhere with you—to your classes, to the dining table, you even took it with you to the shower.

“LUCIFER!” You screamed as you burst into his office, “HURRY! IT’S HAPPENING!”

Out of concern, he followed you to your bedroom.

But nothing was happening?

No skunks. No fireworks. No chupacabra about to give birth-

It was just Eggie in the floor.

“Watch! Watch!” You giddily stomped your foot on the floor and Eggie started rolling around, “Eggie is finally taking their first steps!”

... This is absolutely ridiculous to him.

Out of spite, he picked up the egg and crushed it in his fist.

“Don’t waste my time like this again,” and then he left the room.

For the following weeks, every time you looked at Lucifer there was a unique expression on your face.

Your face was scrunched up and appeared disappointed, angry, and sad all at the same time.

He hated that look on your face.

And when you noticed how much he hated your stare of disappointment?

You followed him around with that expression for days.

He won’t admit it but when you appeared at his office’s window with that disappointed stare, it startled him.

Congratulations, you have begun appearing in his nightmares every Saturday and Wednesday from 3 to 5 AM.

He confronted you and you two made an agreement.

Lucifer would give you a new human world egg and you would stop bothering him.

“Deal!”

You have a new Eggie now! Time to show Mammon!

Mammon

“Mammon! Meet Eggie!”

“WHO-?! Is that an egg?”

For the most part, he makes fun of you and your weird antics.

That is, until he noticed how much attention you gave Eggie.

Eggie had their own personal bed right next to yours.

They had little clothes customized just for them.

They even had a toothbrush- why did you give an egg a toothbrush-

He’s the Avatar of Envy 2.0.

It’s funny seeing him competing against an egg for your attention.

“CAN YOUR EGGIE DO THIS?!” Mammon screamed as he did a handstand on the roof of the HOL- oop- and he just fell.

On the bright side for him, he got to spend alone time with you when you tended to his minor injuries.

But after that you went back to taking care of Eggie.

He decided to steal Eggie away just for a while so that he’d have your attention.

Later that night, he snuck into your room after confirming you were asleep.

Unfortunately, his little plan didn’t succeed because he accidentally dropped Eggie and the sound woke you up.

You look around your moonlit room and see Mammon wearing all black standing beside some broken egg shells-

Wait a minute.

“NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!” You dramatically screamed and fell to your knees in front of the egg.

“I-It’s just an egg! I don’t get why you’re crying!!” He panics while you sob over Eggie’s corpse.

And thus, for the next week you gave Mammon the good ol’ stare of disappointment.

Mammon has never felt so damn remorseful in his life.

For some reason, you find a neat box on your bed after coming home from RAD.

Inside is a human world egg with a shitty-ly drawn face.

Apology accepted! Time to show Levi!

Leviathan

“Yoooo! Levi! This is Eggie!”

“ROFL! You’re such a normie!”

At first, he doesn’t really care.

It’s just an egg? So what?

Then he realizes how much you care about the egg.

You brought it with you everywhere—even to the bathroom.

You cuddled with the egg.

You KISSED Eggie on top of its head!

He goes into a depressive state for a while.

“Ah, yes. I’m so worthless that my true best friend has chosen an egg over me. I am no better than an egg-“

He rambled on and on for days about how he lost to an egg.

Then he decided to invite you to watch anime with him!

He sent a text telling you to come alone.

Alone time with MC? What a bliss-

And then you appeared in his room with Eggie in your hand and he snapped.

“THAT’S IT!” Levi jumps up off the floor and summons a trident.

“Levi- what the fuck-“

“I CHALLENGE YOU TO A DUEL, EGGIE!”

He went into full Grand Admiral of Hell’s Navy mode.

“I HAVE THE POWER OF G*D AND ANIME ON MY SIDE!! AHHHHHHHHH-“

You jumped at his loud scream as he came charging at Eggie who you were still holding.

A few seconds later and Eggie is broken on the floor. You’re sobbing. Lucifer bursts in.

Levi was lectured for hours by Lucifer for summoning a weapon inside the house + saying the forbidden g-word.

Then again, the disappointed stare you gave Levi was far worst than any lecture Lucifer could give.

He apologized to you after a few days of your freaky stare and even begged Lucifer to get you a new egg.

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2. Don’t ask for nor read NSFW headcanons/imagines/drabbles if you’re underage.

3. No rape. No dubcon. No incest. No pedophilia. No sexism. No racism. No abuse. No cultural appropriation. No homophobia. No transphobia. None of the sort.

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it’s 3:22 am idk what this is but i hope ya like it

cringe, cussing, and gn!mc

Lucifer

It was the morning after your arrival when you went to Lucifer’s study and asked if you could wake his brothers up

“Go ahead.”

He didn’t think much of it until he heard the sound of pans smashing against each other and a song being played

“I’M TIRED OF Y’ALL BITCHES IN THIS HOUSE- Y’ALL GONNA MAKE ME LOSE MY MIND”

What in the Devildom is the human exchange student doing?!

“WHERE’S THE FUCKING POTS?! WHERE’S THE FUCKING POTS?! GET- THE- FUCK- UP-!”

He stepped out of his office only to find you running through the halls, smashing pans, and singing- no- screaming at the top of your lungs

“I DON’T GOT NO SLEEP ‘CAUSE O’ Y’ALL! Y’ALL AIN’T NEVER GONNA SLEEP ‘CAUSE O’ ME!!”

Lucifer quickly put a stop to your antics before one of his brothers tried to kill you

You were dragged into his office and lectured for exactly 1 hour and 27 minutes

He hates it when he hears the sound of you screaming random words he doesn’t understand

It got worst when Levi started to join you

Great, now I have two idiots to lecture

Mammon

That morning of your first wake up call, he had just gotten home from the casino to find Lucifer chasing the human who was screaming and clanking pans

“What the fu-“

Needless to say, you left a pretty good impression on him. He had a great laugh as you were dragged by Lucifer into his office for a long lecture

It was funny until he got a taste of your wake up call

“It’s Wednesday, my dudes!”

What is the human doing shouting in the hallway?

“AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH”

He opened the door and saw you. With goggles on?

“WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!”

You kept screaming. He saw Satan opening the door down the hall, a dark aura surrounding him

He pulled you inside his room and called you an absolute idiot

Mammon now uses your wake up calls as a distraction for when he steals from his brothers

Leviathan

He was awake when you first did your wake up calls and found it to be hilarious because he understood the memes

Although, he was rather surprised when you asked to borrow his loud speaker for another one of your wake up calls

Eager to see your next chaotic wake up call, he lent it to you

“You know you gotta do the cooking by the book, you know you can’t be lazy!”

A children’s song? Oh wait-

“BREAK IT DOWN, BITCH! LEMME SEE YOU BACK IT UP-“

He was howling with laughter as you violently screamed the lyrics

He was also reprimanded by Lucifer for “giving MC a speaker to scream a vulgar song”

Levi always joins in whenever you do a wake up call, even if he gets lectured

Satan

Right off the bat, he absolutely despised your wake up calls

He was so invested in a beautifully written novel when he heard,

“IS THERE ANYTHING BETTER THAN PUSSY?! YES! A REALLY GOOD BOOK!”

That’s true but would you sHUT THE FUCK UP-

If it weren’t for Lucifer’s and Mammon’s interferences, you would’ve been dead already

Then he noticed how much Lucifer hated your wake up calls

He stands to the side every time you get Lucifer worked up because of your screaming

And he absolutely adored that one time you ran away from Lucifer while yelling,

“I’M A BAD BITCH, YOU CAN’T KILL ME!”

He’s on the borderline of hating and loving your antics

Asmodeus

“This SCREAMING isn’t good for my SKIN!” Asmodeus screeched at you. How ironic

Your odd antics always wakes him up from his beauty sleep and he hates it

“AND THERE WERE ROOMMATES!!”

No- no, nOT AGAIN-

“OH MY GOSH! THEY WERE ROOMMATES!!”

Levi?! You too?!

There is nothing he hates more than when it’s morning and he hears your voice

He honestly hates your voice

Beelzebub

He was... So utterly confused when he hears you screaming for the first time

If anything, he was concerned and checked up on you

But Lucifer has already snatched you away to lecture you

Every time he hears your wake up calls, he always checks up on you to see if you’re alright

He was especially concerned when he heard you scream,

“I smell like beef... I SMELL LIKE BEEF!!”

“I-I don’t? Where’s the beef-?”

He’s genuinely worried about your yelling, try not to do it so often

Belphegor

His first time hearing your wake up calls was up in the attic

He was... Extremely confused.

First of all, that doesn’t sound like any of his brothers. Second of all, what the fuck is happening?

Nowadays, he usually sleeps through your loud wake up calls