free;

– I’m not talking about paying attention to me, I’m talking about paying attention to competition. Which I am, regardless of whether you deign yourself to admit it out loud or not.

There is no competition. I'm not threatened by you or anyone else in this club for that matter.

They should really stop that. It’s getting on my last nerve.

Tell me about it. I would totally be a lesbian if they weren't so damn hot.

Why are boys such idiots?

Because they're boys. - They don't think with their brain's, they think with their dick's.

If you actually find that shocking, you must not have been paying attention for the past four years. Although, come to think of it, that wouldn’t be shocking.

Believe it or not, I never pay attention to you because I just simply don't care about you.

I'm definitely getting my game back.

You actually won a race? That's shocking.

You love it. - Well it’s a solution that sometimes causes more problems. - Oh good. I’m glad. I’d hate for the great and powerful Avery Oaks to be unhappy.

Yeah, I do. You're like a mini me. - True but I don't really care. It only causes more problems when you don't know how to handle it and fortunately, I do. - I'm even more of a bitch when I'm unhappy and I would just hate for you to see that.

I guess being an angel just isn’t enough?

No, but being his daughter probably will be. I'll get out of this. Just wait.

When do you ever do something?

Yeah, I know right? I'm an angel. I don't get it either.

You are? Good. I meant to offend you. I’m kidding, I promise. - Anything with alcohol is my friend. It’s a bit of a problem. - Fine. I don’t feel bad for them. All of my pity is reserved for you. Happy now?

Bitch. - It's not a problem. I see it as more of a solution. - Yes. I am very happy.

…It’s a fry in your hair, Avery and I’m really hungry.

You are so full of shit.

I was drunk. My decision making was obviously not at it’s best, so it doesn’t count. 

I'm still sticking with my previous statement.

I wish you the best of luck.

You too, I guess.

Okay good. - Obviously I’ve learned nothing from you. We need more lessons catered to by wine and my unhealthy addiction with being awesome. I do feel bad for you, but I also kind of feel bad for the rest of those losers.

Ouch, I'm offended. But I agree. You can never have too many of those lessons I suppose. Don't feel bad for the rest of these losers. They deserve it. I, however, do not deserve this. 

Like I want you…?

I never said that, but I mean, if the shoe fits.

What type of weird?

I don't know... just weird.

I’m not a fan of mixed signals, so help me fix them.

You keep looking at me all weird.

I don’t understand why you just can’t tell me.

Because it's not a big deal.