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âOh, but Puppy, I thought everyone wanted to snog you. Isnât that your whole thing? The super hot brooding bad boy with pillowy lips and swoopy hair? I mean, sure, you may not have had as many adoring fans as Longbottom back in school, but you were a close fourth.â Maryâs smirk was wide and playful, and she leaned forward, lowering her voice just a touch. âGo on, then. Fish me up some apples, pretty boy.â
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âeveryone does want to snog me, i just avoid commenting on it because that would be uncouth for a man of my stature.â sirius flashed her a large grin, though it was dramatically overtaken by a grimace, âfourth? fourth? you need to relax, mate, i could take you to court for this. wizengamotâll be all over your ass.â he shook his head, ânope, for that, you have to go first. iâd hate to make you look bad.â












