controlled chaos

a severe thunderstorm warning that doesnt follow through is worse than orgasm denial

do you want to play dead bodies with me

floats along your dash face down and quiet and cold

all the rights that come with marriage you should be able to have without marriage btw. you should be able to designate a person who can visit you in the hospital regardless of your relationship to that person.

yall ever just yearn? ever get filled with the most profound sense of longing for something you cant understand? yall ever crave? ever have an unexplainable ache?

you've met me at a very "yeah i'm trying to work on that" time in my life

"Whimsy" is truly a wretched term. What maketh thee so carefree?

thy mother

Art thou for fucking real

(voice of a person spiralling) its embarrassing but i still havent figured out if its ok for me to be alive

i’m very self aware. which unfortunately hasn’t solved anything

what doesn’t kill you makes your nervous system more sensitive for the rest of your life

“my father is a boy and my mother is a girl so i’m mixed” is the funniest possible response to someone asking your gender and it came from 6’5 Viking footballer and notable weird little guy Erling Haaland on a Snapchat