2 rad 2 be neurotypical

Autistic people with special interests are all members of an underground league that seeks to keep records of every single pursuit known to humanity. In the event of a global catastrophe, autistic people will rebuild society with the information that they’ve been keeping. Nonautistic people will rely on autistic people as their leaders. Prepare.

All autistics are in fact, doctors. They are born knowing all of the medical knowledge in the universe, and are therefore to be trusted implicitly in all things, but especially self-diagnosis.

Autism is caused by unusually high awesomeness levels in the womb, and develops in early childhood as a coping mechanism for being cooler than their environment. There is no cure, as autistic people remain awesome for life.

When you throw a bunch of toothpicks on the floor and ask the nearest Autistic person to count them and they don’t reply immediately with a number, it’s because Autistic people are born with an innate divination skill and want to spare you from the knowledge that your toothpicks are telling them you’re full of ableist crap.

autistics exhale about 3 lbs of awesome each day.

Autistics have an affinity for animals because they understand what animals say, and they're using that power to secretly build an army.

When an autistic person can't speak orally, that's because they're astrally projecting and their real body is somewhere else. The one flaw in the illusion is that it's only visual.

We don't have campaigns "neurotypical awareness" because autistic people are always aware. They are born with natural omniscience and know what you are doing at all times

Autistics sometimes struggle to communicate with allistics because the brilliance and speed of their thoughts can't be illustrated with words

Stimming holds supernatural powers. When an autistic person stims, magic happens.

Autistics are godly beings here on earth to study various topics of interest, if you stop them from stimming or special interest-ing, doom will be upon you. whether in this lifetime or another.

Autistics are all elves, you just can't see our pointed ears because we hide them.

Historians have proven that autistics are responsible for at least 82% of memes.

Autistic people always exist slightly in the future. Echolalia happens when a person jumps too far ahead. You're seeing an afterimage while you catch up.

All autistics have a enlarged lobe in their brain that allows them to hear people’s unfiltered thoughts causing them to be overwhelmed when surrounded by people this adaptation also explains why autistics occasionally lose their train of though and start day dreaming ( due to low flying planes)