Life Before Death

Hannah Montana is fucked up because its entire POINT as a show is that children should be protected from fame and exploitation, but it stars a REAL little girl that's being exploited. Nearly every episode carries the looming threat of Miley being outed as Hannah and losing her peaceful teenage life to the ravages of fame. Her father in the show (played by her own father in real life) wisely protected her from the trauma of fame by making her wear a disguise and live a rather quiet, interview-free life. Meanwhile the REAL Billy Ray Cyrus sold his daughter to Disney Channel when she was 11 and forced her to read dialogue about how terrible it would be to face the public eye. Like... Jesus, dude. The fictional Robby Ray is 10x the father, and it's not even close. (It's also IMMENSELY funny that her dad doesn't use his real name in the show, while she does. Almost like he wanted a bit of a disconnect between his identity and his character. Something Miley didn't get.)

this man is a fuckface, and you need to stop defending him

the emos at helms deep do not reblog you‚ théoden horse master. you are a cheaper son of greater sires! deactivate your blog

they ask how you are and you say that youre learning to tell the difference between gay culture and being just ... a lil creacher

Why is it that sometimes artists lose all artistic ability for no reason. Why can’t I draw anymore WHO STOLE MY ART POWERS???

the inherent evil in wanting that the silmarillion obliterated

My mom likes to tell me about how when I was a little kid riding public transport with her I'd always smile and giggle and chat with weird old ladies who smelled like cat pee and homeless folks and strangers dressed in bizarre outfits but any time a tidy and respectable businessman in a suit and tie waved at me I'd immediately clam up, and she takes a great deal of pride in my supposed inherentability to clock personalities but the truth is I do vaguely remember those bus rides, and it was never about the clothes or the hair or the smell, but more because everyone "strange" asked interesting questions and listened to what I had to say and seemed to think about what I said while the neat and tidy and rigid folks only ever acted like they were going through the motions, which was boring as hell and also pretty annoying

Doctor Who Van Gogh episode except it’s Silver and he has a panic attack inside a Long John Silver’s fast food restaurant

[Image description: a screenshot of John Silver from Black Sails grimacing and edited over a Long John Silver’s. End image description.]