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LIST OF PROBLEMS THAT CANNOT BE SOLVED BY PUNCHING

ARM TIRED FROM TOO MUCH PUNCHING

CERTAIN SUDOKU PUZZLES

END OF LIST

gleneth-paltrow-deactivated2018

PROBLEM ONE CAN BE SOLVED BY USING YOUR OTHER ARM?

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WE ARE IN A BRAVE NEW FRONTIER

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The children are learning about the US Civil War. I can’t say it’s going well. (On the bright side, they’re very clear about slavery. We’re solid on that front. It’s the actual war we’re having trouble with.)

“Ms. T, why would his parents name him that?”

I frantically flip through the possible Civil War leaders they could be referencing. “… Well, you know how Stonewall got his nickname, and we’ve talked about Tecumseh, so there’s Sherman, and -”

“No, not them.” They roll their eyes at my ignorance, then pivot back to the point at hand. “That other guy. Useless.” As this describes a number of Civil War leaders, I blink uncomprehendingly at her. “You know, Ms. T, Useless. Useless Grant.”

“Um. … Well -”

Another child raises their hand. “Ms. T, I don’t understand number three.”

Number three is a question about the Battle of Bull Run, asking for explanations about a Confederate victory despite Union advantages. “What paragraph are you looking in?” I ask in a monotone, because I’ve been fielding this question all day.

The student points at the correct paragraph, even focuses in on the quote about Jackson holding off a Union advance. “It says Jackson and the men ‘screamed like furries,’ Ms. T, but why would that help?”

I cough. I cover my mouth with both hands. “That’s ‘furies,’ sweetie,” I inform them, still wheezing. “Like they’re insane with anger,” I elaborate, deciding to skip describing actual furies at this point in time. “Not … not like furries.”

So, here’s how the war is going, one week in: Useless Grant has been made general of the Union forces, but a bunch of furries are preventing him from gaining much ground.

autism-industrial-complex

Okay but isn’t that what happened

yahooo-official

10k notes and ill post a picture of myself in a skirt with cat ears

yahooo-official

ok so after putting extremely high levels of thought into this i've decided to lower the number of notes to 5k. why? because i really just want to wear a skirt.

yahooo-official

10k notes and ill post a picture of myself in a skirt with cat ears

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evidently-endless

i think we should remind musicians they can absolutely make up little stories for their songs btw. it doesn’t have to be about them at all. you can invent a guy and put him in situations to music. time honoured tradition in fact.

iwilleatyourenglish

some of you just cannot accept that “i just don’t like it” is a complete reason to not engage with media or a facet of media

iwilleatyourenglish

funniest possible advice

cloudchomps

grabs your hand. you've had enough plot and exposition and character development lately im taking you to the beach episode

cloudchomps

grabs your hand. you've had enough plot and exposition and character development lately im taking you to the beach episode

cloudchomps

grabs your hand. you've had enough plot and exposition and character development lately im taking you to the beach episode

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cloudchomps

grabs your hand. you've had enough plot and exposition and character development lately im taking you to the beach episode

cloudchomps

grabs your hand. you've had enough plot and exposition and character development lately im taking you to the beach episode

cloudchomps

grabs your hand. you've had enough plot and exposition and character development lately im taking you to the beach episode

cloudchomps

grabs your hand. you've had enough plot and exposition and character development lately im taking you to the beach episode

shadowfoxsilver

*buries a pitfall seed on your dashboard so when you see this post you fall into a small hole*

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vulgarmaw

No, no, that's my hyperfixation in-law twice removed on my mutuals side.

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