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One of my favourite things in Guards! Guards! is imagining Vetinari booking it from room to room in the palace in order to appear wherever Wonse goes to escape him. Just going full tilt down hidden passageways only to skid to a halt, quickly smooth himself down, take a deep breath and slip into each new room.
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class is in session!
This is the February theme that I did for Fairyloot! Twisted Tales.
it's tucker's adoptiversary/ defacto birthday today! (which means it's been 13 whole years of me constantly forcing my mum to hear about how cute he is)
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a recent cartoon for New Scientist
that ‘complaining about recent trends in fiction’ post was such a mistake bc so many illiterate book snobs have felt the need to lecture me about how I should get off TikTok (which I don’t use), stop sourcing my books off Instagram and goodreads (I don’t), stop reading YA (I don’t), stop reading fanfiction (I don’t), read things other than fantasy (…I do), read translated books (I do), read award winners (I DO), read old books (I DOOOO), and just read the good recent fiction that doesn’t follow the trends I described (HOW WOULD I KNOW IF IT DID OR DIDNT WITHOUT READINGGGG IT AHHHGHGHHHH)
it’s like the “I thought my teacher slept in the school” thing. people are incapable of imagining that you could be a complete person outside of the contents of a post, so if you say “I noticed a problem in X type of books” without clarifying you are capable of reading books that are not X, you are opening yourself up to the longest and smuggest paragraphs imaginable
having 40 minutes to leave the house is terrible because 40 minutes is basically 30 minutes and 30 minutes is basically 20 minutes and 20 minutes is basically fifteen seconds. but 50 minutes? 50 minutes is an hour, and an hour? ooobh thats plany off time
pro tip: if the surface you're about to sit on is the same colour as your noble eunuch, make sure to double check it to avoid any accusations of assassination attempts
people have this idea all fairytales have a moral but like. a lot of them are just short stories that were popular enough to get passed around.
Little Red Riding Hood, that had a moral. "Small children should avoid talking to strangers." a good modern adaption might have the big bad wolf offering candy.
Puss in Boots' moral was more or less, "If you cat starts to talk you trust it."
Princess and the Pea: ...? Sometimes queens lie?
The Brave Little Tailor: If you are dumb and smart in equal measure maybe you'll get to marry a princess.
Rapunzle: Don't steal from a witch? If you are trapped in a tower don't tell the witch about the prince visiting?
Clever Gretel: It's not about "Don't steal from your boss," it's "If you steal from your boss have a good excuse." makes for a fun story, and not exactly bad advice, but like. Probably not intended as moral guidelines.
Or even like. Snow White. That doesn't really have a moral other than maybe "If you are a good person then you will ultimately win." Which. "Heroes win" is a good moral, but that logic also applies to the first Predator movie.
Like. There's a difference between, "I want the story's good guys to have a happy ending" and "I want my story to have a clear lesson to teach children." And I'm not saying that fairytales don't have lessons, in the same way I'm not saying Schwarzenegger's Predator didn't have any lessons, but people have always been people, and people have always liked stories for the same reason we like them now.
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I saw a beautiful sunset. Everything Will be ok.
Making Lunch - Gator Days
Yeah man you should totally go exploring in the swamp. Nothing bad lurks in these waters!
Possibly my most ambitious painting ever.
I just received an email from my building management company which opens
On Monday, from 1:30 PM to 1:37 PM, several residents have volunteered to host a brief tutorial in the laundry room for anyone interested in learning more about proper use of the equipment.
That is a leviathan passing beneath the ice of my peaceful fishing hut if ever I saw one.
The passive-aggressive nature of declaring it will take only seven minutes, but precisely seven minutes, for people to actually learn how to use the laundry room is amazing (I'm figuring five minutes to present and two minutes for questions).
The sad thing is, I've lived here long enough to know this informative presentation is absolutely necessary.
i don't know if accidentally giving your cat a wig when you cuddle them is a plus side or down side of having long hair
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Six year old, bouncing up and down with glee as desserts are unpacked: "I'm so appointed!"
Took me a moment to realize she had logically assumed "appointed" must be the opposite of "disappointed" and used it as a synonym for "excited."
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oh edward elric bleeding out and nearly dying impaled by a massive steel beam shaving pieces off his soul and years off his life because he chose not to kill the objectively worst guy he's ever met but he's just like. ah. if this is the price i have to pay for mercy i'm glad to pay it. 16 years old, unshakeable belief in the value of a life, shortest fuse in the world, mad as hell at all times, heart of gold for all of humanity. no one is doing it like him
it had to be kimblee too. it's a necessary part of any hardline pacifist's story to come up against the worst guy ever and still choose principle. anyone less evil would have been worth risking his life for. kimblee wasn't worth it at all. still ed doesn't mind. a lesser story would have made this the turning point where ed learns that he should kill but nope, that's not who he is, this doesn't change anything, the value of a person does not change. he's gonna live with his decision. he knows kimblee's never gonna change he knows his mercy is wasted he knows everyone thinks he's stupid but it's the principle of the thing. and it's the outflow of the action. mercy won't save kimblee but it saved his 4 men. it's a beacon for miles. it saved winry. it can save scar. as soon as 1 person isn't worth it, none of us are because one is all and all is one.
