i realize this is about turning 30 but my brain keeps saying it’s about the Dust Bowl happening again but in the 2030s

This magazine made this bar graph and Leonardo DiCaprio has never dated a woman above 25 like… this is so ugly

wow i look better than usual

in general i think new york is very good for my social anxiety because no matter how much of a freak i’m being i know it’s probably not the weirdest thing people have seen today

case in point: i felt bad about bringing my unwieldy luggage onto a crowded train, until the man sitting next to me pulled a live fish out of his backpack

THIS ID GRANTS YOU ACCESS TO ALL THE EVERYTHING

trust yourself. you’ve survived a lot, and you’ll survive whatever is coming