Country Qlder

"Dude we're just pissing, who cares?"

"You guys seriously can't tell that your speedos rolled down in the back after you pulled your dicks out to pee? The whole beach can see your asses."

"Holy shit! Are you serious? Come close the doors for us!"

"Yeah, man! We can't stop midstream. I've still got so much piss left in me, you know I stay hydrated. I don't want my ass exposed any more than it already has been."

"That sounds tough, anywho, I'm gonna head back down to the water. Catch up with you guys later."

"Asshole!"

"We're so getting him back for this!"

"It won't be hard, he's been flashing a plumber's crack all day, I'm just too classy to say anything."

"Well you just said something now."