So, does anyone else feel like they might have alcohol poisoning? I wasnāt even supposed to drink last night, but apparently my āno drinkingā turned into ājust oneā, which turned into āoh shit Iāve had fiveā. Iām almost positive my liver is going to petition for emancipation from my body. Also, where the fuck am I?!
Clearly somewhere with WiFi, so. That's a good sign.










