Attention Deficient Musings

This is fake food in a doctor's office. I have no idea what the hell the giant yellow thing with red spots is, but I do not want it.

Call me childish, but I walked past this at work this morning and laughed.

Sometimes my work days involve lots of Reddit, sometimes they're like this and I think my head is going to explode.

FIRE!

This room is giant, empty, and has a rubber floor. It is aching to have Nerf battles in it.

Putting it in black and white makes this stupidity classier, right?

My coffee cup just got way happier to see me.

Things are about to get much googlier... eyed.

Looking chilly Portland.

So, this building I work at has a handicap accessible ramp that goes to a window that doesn't open. I think it's some kind of elaborate practical joke.

Have you ever grabbed a hoodie off your coat rack and thought "Ohh, that's where I put the machete"? Because I have, and it was today.

Had much fun in Philadelphia, happy to sleep in my own bed tonight, but bummed to be on the bus home and away from the fun and friends.

I don't think this bathroom has to worry about running out of tp

Yeah, all the badgers I know really hate paperwork.

My mom is cat sitting the fattest cat ever.