>︿< ׅ⠀⠀𝅄⠀⠀̸ ⠀ׄ⠀synopsis ; denki kaminari is argumentatively in top ten most desperate of all time.⠀٬⠀⠀
denki kaminari is notorious in a fifty foot radius of being desperate. pathetic, pervvy, whatever one would classify him as, there's a plethora of others who would agree with a grimace.
and it's to no shocker that he tends to like girls who...well...think and belittle him as such. it has to be a form of a derogatory fixation at this point.
he's the type to post on his insta notes every little thought that crosses his brainless mind. usually ranging on topics of you.
the most recent ones being:
"every day i wake up in agonee" (because of course he misspells it due to the similarity of 'ny' and 'knee'.)
"damn i want her sosobad" (replied to by kirishima: 'dang bro are u in ur feels' and a very crude death threat from bakugo which he wouldn't admit to receiving).
"gonna cry til i pass out" (this one receives a helpline provided to him from a very concerned midoriya).
he feels no shame. "no shame in my game", or however he words it. well, that is, until you respond to one of his very embarrassingly impulsive notes with a question mark. the note being a long impromptu copy-and-paste message of simply: "STEPONMESTEPONMESTEPONME"
yeah. that one was posted late at night. he's most remorseful for that one.
but the fact that it got your attention, as little as it was, has him cheesing. he sees it, and raises it ten-fold.
by ten-fold, it’s him thinking he’s sneaky by stalking your socials and finding out your interests. in one of your stories, which he has screen-shotted and practically (literally) drooled over, it has a song by pinkpantheress. he immediately scrolls his albums to find a good picture to post to ‘attracted to you’. (thinking he knows ball).
viewed. is all he gets. but a win is a win in his books.
this goes on for a while. every story, he’ll be there. every note, he tries to always subtly(..?) respond to. ‘so hungry,’ one of yours would read. ‘woow so crazy how much food I have rn..👀’. sero and mina’s big selves are the only ones to reply.
with a yearning in his achy heart, and a desperation tainting his mind, he decides to go all out. fuck embarrassment. if tiktok girlies are doing him good, then he knows this will prompt success.
‘hate being such a catboy ughhh…’
yeah. even I cringed typing that out. imagine how he felt. (horny).
he ignores his dm’s for an hour due to how flamed he got by his friends. bakugo specifically being a frequent name occurring. he almost took it down out of pure dread and regret, until he saw that beautiful profile picture he knows all too well in his recent chats.
﹟ a/n · rumor has it he bought cat ears after that. that rumor is proven correct. MY PARTING GIFT! since this has been in my drafts. I WILL BE LIKELY MOVING TO DULCORES STILL AHA
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