So little time...

It is a well known fact that Latin is the true language of the gays

in Spain, “entender” (to understand), is very much used in the same way. “Ella entiende” = she understands = she is a lesbian

*points at girl* does she…you know….understand??

*doing a tarot card reading* uh oh… this guy has a sword… better watch out for that…

@indigopersei is the french language just always on the verge of getting someone accused of assault or..?

my friend, if only you knew

It’s a very dangerous language to learn

truly the language of love

the first time i watched this i laughed so hard i nearly puked

THIRD BASE

Since I was 8 and found out about this for the first time my family has always followed up on someone saying “I don’t know,” with shouting “THIRD BASE”

im craving asparagus wtf is wrong with me

it’s better than craving for her to love me back

i dont know what to say im sorry

every semicolon i’ve ever used has been a shot in the dark

Semicolon use is actually quite simple; semicolons separate two complete, related sentences.

cool; bro

The cats have finally returned to the airports :) the earth is healing